Alf's definitions

Queek

A gay nerd, a queer geek.

Why are so many Queeks into Batman?
It's the whole Batman/Robin relationship

by Alf April 25, 2006

bamzu

When a person sticks a plunger on a wall and runs at the handle backwards effectively inserting the handle into the anus.

Last night at the party someone dared me to do a bamzu

by ALF April 15, 2005

animal house

Any dorm full of crazy guys, who party all the time and do not do work.

That dorm is an animal house.

by alf April 4, 2005

cunt carnival

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.

I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.

by alf April 3, 2005

cheese helmet

the GREATEST Rock'n roll band EVER, hailing from Stjørdal, Norway

I love Cheese helmet, like in I love ___

by Alf August 12, 2003

u-ey

A shorten form of "U-Turn," turning in the opposite direction you're driving.

(Yukmouth)
Put your seatbelt on,
cuz there's hella cops parked up the block.
(Knumskull)
Well nigga bust a U-ey then.
(Yukmouth)
Nigga fire up that doobie then.

by Alf May 19, 2006

tastes snatchy

something that taste pasty or faintly bitter

1: This cream tastes snatchy!!!

by ALF December 23, 2004