AlexiS's definitions

Flowbeat

flowbeat // f'low-be"at comes from the ancient tribes in South Africa, primarily Zimbabwe and Lemba.

Used during ceremony, young children becoming tribal members are to flowbeat, or masturbate, until they can draw an outline of the greatest God, Chzeklemokikakakakaina, onto the richest soil in the land with their cum.

in description.

by alexis May 25, 2004

Joilet

The place where you take a Joil... aka... the crapper

I need to give the joilet a visit

by Alexis January 19, 2004

phaggort

leet term for faggot

you phaggort you just killed my last guy

by Alexis May 13, 2005

random

Something that doesn't appear to belong

i.e. you find a yo-yo on the ground going to class: "That's so random"

by Alexis February 9, 2005

Impatient Gourmet

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.

"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."

by Alexis September 30, 2004

joil

hot poop

you are the biggest piece of joil i have ever seen in my life

by alexis January 12, 2004

tight

cool,awesome it means something catches your eye

uh your shirt is tight

by Alexis January 28, 2004