Alexandra's definitions

bit of skirt

a sexually alluring young woman. (Sometimes considered derogatory.)

"Your girl there, she's a nice bit of skirt."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

keckers

trousers or pants, usually men's. Same as kecks

"When mye dad came up the stairs, my boyfriend escaped out my bedroom window so quickly, he left his keckers behind."

by Alexandra July 31, 2004

Art on a Stick

Any of a variety of cheesy, cheaply made “art” items usually found for sale at art fairs and craft shows. Many times, if not always, involving a garden gazing ball glued to a stick with some glitter, beads, or other what-not thrown in for good measure.

“I was really hoping to find a nice present for her at the Art Fair, but all they had in the booths was Art on a Stick. I was very disappointed.”

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

whanger

British spelling of wanger

Our cousin in the States says wanger, but the rest of us in London say whanger.

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Go-round

A session of sexual intercourse. Usually referring a session considered so good that "seconds" are warranted.

“He was so amazing last night that we had another go-round before breakfast this morning!”

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Connecticut

My home state...where New Yorkers go to turn off their brains, where NYC business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. We also have the highest IQ, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg.

We all just really want to get out of Connecticut

by Alexandra December 1, 2004