Alex Yusupov's definitions

fizpop

Occasionally, a penis will begin spewing foamy...something, rather than the casual semen. It looks like it's "fizzing", and therefore begins to "fizpop".

We shot pressurized CO2 through his dick, and it began to fizpop.

by Alex Yusupov November 8, 2007

yotfl

yelling on the floor, laughing

We injected a retard with acid, and he suddenly began yotfl!!1

by Alex Yusupov January 2, 2007

lumb

Lumb is a famous homo-erotic acronym standing for: Lube up my butt.

It can take on two meanings. It can be a command, dictating one's gaysexual boyfriend to lubricate one's asshole, or a state-of-being, such as in the example shown below.

I woke up with oodles of lumb.

Carl, for fuck's sake, just lumb!

by Alex Yusupov October 12, 2008

dekanteg

A super secret code-word that is used to tell people to get nude without explicitly stating your purpose.

"I told her to dekanteg, and she told me that she would like eparfostol in her future as well."

by Alex Yusupov October 23, 2007

locked for gay

A term used by mods at TalkPark.net for stupid threads. Primarily restricted to the spam boards. Also known and commonly abbreviated as "l4g".

An example of a thread that would get L4G:

Title: MY SUPER FAVORITE ANIMAL!!
Content: IS A TURTLE :D

Mod response: LOCKED FOR GAY.

by Alex Yusupov July 12, 2009

OTIO

OTIO: Obvious Troll Is Obvious.

Post #1: "This is gay."
Post #2: "otio"

by Alex Yusupov October 30, 2009

Talk Park

An Internet messaging board created to piss people off. Undoubtedly a wicked cool place. Occassionally has trolling raids at other retarded forums. The site is located at four different URLs but the main one is TalkPark.net

DUDE PLS JOIN MY FORUMZ!
^
Example of someone who would get trolled by TalkPark members.

See more: Talk Park

by Alex Yusupov July 10, 2009