George Hamilton in drag

Rather unflattering description of a woman whose so skinny she looks like a man, and whose skin is way too tan, almost like leather, or like George.
A lot of guys think Jessica Simpson is hot, but I think she looks like George Hamilton in drag.
by Alex Stockwell October 30, 2006
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Serpico precinct

A hypothesized scenario, where a really shitty part of town becomes a dumping ground for honest, enlightened cops(ie Serpico), who all the crooked, racist cops regard as a pain the ass. The result of having a precinct full of good, upstanding cops is that the area does a total 180, becoming a near Utopia, where different races get along, there are no drugs(except a little weed, here and there), and everybody is happy and friendly.
"Isn't MLK Boulevard a bad area?"
"No, not lately. Since all the good cops have been sent there, it's starting to turn into a Serpico precinct."
by Alex Stockwell June 01, 2007
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fucked Buffy Summers

A colorful way of saying someone has sold out. Based on the character Angel on the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who lost his soul after having sex with Buffy.
I liked Soderbergh's older movies, before he fucked Buffy Summers.
by Alex Stockwell September 21, 2007
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balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.
I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.
by Alex Stockwell November 06, 2006
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homophobe

A guy who panics one day after catching himself thinking Brad Pitt's a good-looking guy, and is never quite right in the head after that.
Jimmy used to be a normal guy, then he saw Se7en, now he's a homophobe.
by Alex Stockwell November 11, 2007
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fist related teeth disorder

A phrase coined by the character Lister on the British TV show "Red Dwarf". Used as a threat.
I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.

When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!
by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009
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see me getting up

Expression often used when one has to go take care of something, but is feeling too lazy to go do it.
by Alex Stockwell August 06, 2008
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