White Stripes

Awesome rock band from Detroit made up of the world's sexiest drummer and her ex-husband.

Somebody's screaming
Looking at the ceiling
Everything's so funny
I don't have any money
People don't even know me
But they know how to show me

Why can't you be nicer to me?

-White Stripes, Why Can't You Be Nicer To Me

by Alex Stockwell October 19, 2010

compassionate conservative

A big, steaming pile of bullshit.

Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.

by Alex Stockwell May 25, 2007

IRS Casting Agency

When a good actor is forced to star in a bad movie due to needing a lot of money fast, ie. sudden big tax bill.

How the hell did the Oogieloves movie get so many great actors?

Looks like the IRS Casting Agency had a hand.

by Alex Stockwell September 09, 2012

objectivism

Politically-correct term for evil.

"Please, we don't use the word 'avarice' around here. We prefer 'objectivism'."

by Alex Stockwell November 21, 2013

resisting arrest

Police code for African Americans, and sometimes other minorities. Very popular with the LAPD.

I had to bash his head in, Captain. He was resisting arrest.

by Alex Stockwell June 15, 2007

blood fart

When you injure your butt internally in some way, and it causes you to let out some really acrid farts with the faint smell of metal, like there's blood in them.

Ever since I fell off that stool, I've been having the worst blood farts.

by Alex Stockwell January 14, 2008

sleevejob

Similar to a handjob, a sleevejob is when you rub someone's genitals with some kind of cloth or fabric between your hand and their privates, like doing it with long sleeves, hence, a sleevejob. Because of the friction from the cloth, the resulting orgasm can be very intense.

"How'd you get in here?"
"Oh, I have my ways."
"Yeah, I'll bet you gave the guard a sleevejob!"
The Firesign Theatre, "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers"

by Alex Stockwell September 01, 2006