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by Alex Stockwell August 20, 2006
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Get the blue ribbon committee mug.Ugly, scrawny, stupid cunt who the media wants us to think is sexy, due to one of her ancestors getting into the business of renting rooms which, much like Paris herself, are often completely coated in semen.
The next guy who says he wants to fuck Paris Hilton, I'm gonna stab him in the eye with one of those pens that you click the tip in and out.
by Alex Stockwell September 27, 2008
Get the Paris Hilton mug.A hypothesized scenario, where a really shitty part of town becomes a dumping ground for honest, enlightened cops(ie Serpico), who all the crooked, racist cops regard as a pain the ass. The result of having a precinct full of good, upstanding cops is that the area does a total 180, becoming a near Utopia, where different races get along, there are no drugs(except a little weed, here and there), and everybody is happy and friendly.
"Isn't MLK Boulevard a bad area?"
"No, not lately. Since all the good cops have been sent there, it's starting to turn into a Serpico precinct."
"No, not lately. Since all the good cops have been sent there, it's starting to turn into a Serpico precinct."
by Alex Stockwell June 21, 2007
Get the Serpico precinct mug.When a really big guy has a large cock, but it looks small due to his over-all size, much like T-Rex's arms.
by Alex Stockwell April 23, 2008
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by Alex Stockwell July 6, 2009
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