wplj

A doo wop song, originally by the Four Deuces, then covered by the Mothers of Invention. WPLJ stands for White Port and Lemon Juice, and the lyrics are about what a tasty concoction this is.
I say WPLJ, really taste good to me
WPLJ, won't you take a drink with me
Well, it's a good good wine
It really make you feel so fine
(So fine, so fine, so fine)
by Alex Stockwell July 15, 2007
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shit-take song

When a radio DJ plays a longer song than usual, it's often because he has to take a shit, and wants to ensure the song doesn't end while he's still in the John.
Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Freebird" is a very popular shit-take song with DJs.
by Alex Stockwell July 05, 2014
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Hadley's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, this states that the longer a debate on comedy goes on, the more likely one person will compare the other's sense of humor to Seltzer and Frieberg, aka Seltzerberg. Named for Internet radio personality Josh Hadley(Lost in the Static, Radiodrome), who tends to do this a lot.
"Dude, you liked that movie? It's like Seltzer and Frieberg!"

"Dude, you know you just confirmed Hadley's Law?"
by Alex Stockwell August 23, 2012
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porn hot

Any chick who you would never fuck, but wouldn't mind seeing in a porno movie.
She's all scrawny and leathery; there's no way I'd fuck her, but if I saw her in a porno I'd jerk off so hard. I guess you could say she's porn hot.
by Alex Stockwell July 27, 2009
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cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.
I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.
by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010
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mickfro

Thick, curly hair as it grows on the head of a Scottish or Irish person.
Check out Sully, he is rockin' that mickfro!
by Alex Stockwell October 04, 2008
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sweat, anger, and shame

The scent one gives off after a sexual encounter with someone they swore they were done with, or would rather people didn't know about.
"What's that? Smells like sweat, anger, and shame."
-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
by Alex Stockwell March 04, 2011
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