Alex Stockwell's definitions

mickfro

Thick, curly hair as it grows on the head of a Scottish or Irish person.

Check out Sully, he is rockin' that mickfro!

by Alex Stockwell October 4, 2008

sweat, anger, and shame

The scent one gives off after a sexual encounter with someone they swore they were done with, or would rather people didn't know about.

"What's that? Smells like sweat, anger, and shame."
-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

by Alex Stockwell March 4, 2011

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

fucked Buffy Summers

A colorful way of saying someone has sold out. Based on the character Angel on the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who lost his soul after having sex with Buffy.

I liked Soderbergh's older movies, before he fucked Buffy Summers.

by Alex Stockwell October 3, 2007

objectivism

Politically-correct term for evil.

"Please, we don't use the word 'avarice' around here. We prefer 'objectivism'."

by Alex Stockwell November 21, 2013

Lancer

In the classic Five Man Band in fiction, the Lancer is the second string to the Hero, who often has the opposite personality to him. The best known example would be Han Solo, who is the Lancer to Luke Skywalker's hero.

Don't think of yourself as my second banana, think of yourself as my Lancer.

by Alex Stockwell December 26, 2010

IRS Casting Agency

When a good actor is forced to star in a bad movie due to needing a lot of money fast, ie. sudden big tax bill.

How the hell did the Oogieloves movie get so many great actors?

Looks like the IRS Casting Agency had a hand.

by Alex Stockwell September 9, 2012