Alex Quantashassle's definitions

available

What someone is if they're not in a relationship.

"Is she available?"
"Yes, but she's strongly Catholic."
"Whoa! Not going there!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

northern

An adjective to describe something alien to you and your current state of mind.

"Happy birthday mum! Here's a fax machine!"
"Oh dear... it must be northern."

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

snaks

The surfie delusion of sitting out on your front lawn on a deck chair, at your surfie abode, perving/eyeing out all the girlish bikinis thatpass. Pretty sad, but it keeps the dumb bleached idiots out of the bars and clubs.

"The whole streets covered with doped up surfies having snaks."
"Oh god, I knew we shouldn't have moved to Cottesloe."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

arse about face

Phrs. Back to front. British origin.

"The whole bloody Tori Party is completely arse about face!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

arse about tit

Phrs. Back to front. British Origin.

"Ow! My back has been hurting me ever since I fell down the apples and pears arse about tit!

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

dimensions

To say that someone has dimensions is another way to say that someone is an arsehole. Stemmed from the colloquial phrase noting that someone's 'interesting'...

"What do you think of my new Jamaican girlfriend mum?"
"She has dimensions... *bitch!*"

by Alex Quantashassle June 24, 2005

ay-up!

Exclam. A greeting, hello. (Midlands/North use. Dialect)

"Ay-up, mate!"
"Ay-up!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005