experience

A sexual act that was, for lack of better words, weird.

"So baby, what did you think of my double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodledoo-rainstorm?"

"Uhhh.... it was......... uh... an.... experience...."

by Alex Quantashassle May 28, 2005

position

How you're having sex with your partner.

"What's our position tonight, booba?"
"63-z"
"Oh dear"

by Alex Quantashassle May 27, 2005

arse about tit

Phrs. Back to front. British Origin.

"Ow! My back has been hurting me ever since I fell down the apples and pears arse about tit!

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

away with the mixer

Phrs. Not quite in touch with reality, in a dreamy state. (Merseyside British use)

"Have you seen Debbie lately? God, she's really away with the mixer, i'n't she!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

icecube english

When you have an icecube in your mouth it is very hard to talk properly. For example, when you've just put it in, it is virtually impossible to pronounce any consonants, making you vocally inept. However, as it melts in your mouth you slowly regain your power of voice. This is all known as icecube english. It continues for a short while after its fully melted as well.

"I drank a pint of coke in a glass full of ice, then ate the ice afterwards. I had a bad case of icecube english for at least two hours."

by Alex Quantashassle June 20, 2005

boobieau

A plateau of towns whose main industries are all prostitutions.

"There's a small boobieau in the small we me and the gang are gonna head down to, wanna come?"
"I will soon!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

northern

An adjective to describe something alien to you and your current state of mind.

"Happy birthday mum! Here's a fax machine!"
"Oh dear... it must be northern."

by Alex Quantashassle June 09, 2005