Alex Quantashassle's definitions

ziddi van der zee

A racial statement directed towards elderly Dutch folk.

"Oi, ziddi van der zee!"
"You racist little fool!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

ballsed-up

Adj. Ruined, in a mess.

"Oh, aye! Ain't we in a shite state."
"Indeed. Us Irish hombres are all ballsed-up."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

farmland

The Aussie ghetto's supermarket. You can find all kind of dodgy goods, from spam to canned toiletpaper.

"Ay, mate. You goin' to farmland?"
"Yeaaah, mate. Gonna get some spaaam and caaanned toiletpaper."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

select

Adjective. To be classy; of quality. Applies to people and objects alike. Widely used.

"Man, that girl is select!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

searches

Adjective (non-plural). To describe someone who is good at chess. Derived from the expression "Sir Chess".

"Hey, you're pretty good!"
"Heh heh, I AM searches."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

potassium

Another way of calling a dumb guy a caveman/monkey man. Because we all know monkeys eat a lot of bananas and bananas have potassium in them. So, that big dumb hairy guy you know may be here-in known as a potassium.

If Klinger from MASH wasn't so sharp, he would very easily be a potassium.

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005