Alex Quantashassle's definitions

all to pot

Phrs. Wrong, messed up. British origin.

"Our whole holiday went all to pot when Dad got arrested for being drunk."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

ay-up!

Exclam. A greeting, hello. (Midlands/North use. Dialect)

"Ay-up, mate!"
"Ay-up!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

dimensions

To say that someone has dimensions is another way to say that someone is an arsehole. Stemmed from the colloquial phrase noting that someone's 'interesting'...

"What do you think of my new Jamaican girlfriend mum?"
"She has dimensions... *bitch!*"

by Alex Quantashassle June 24, 2005

abacus

Noun. Someone who is really good at maths.

"134+4765=4899"
"John, all I can say is you're an abacus!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

arse about face

Phrs. Back to front. British origin.

"The whole bloody Tori Party is completely arse about face!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

small girl

A girl you know who lives in the suburbs and sticks in the suburbs, too afraid to venture out. She lives in the small.

"Hey small girl!"
"Hey Dave."

by Alex Quantashassle July 7, 2005

nixxing

The act of abstaining from getting a haircut for an indefinate period. Used by men and women alike, it could be considered an artisan experiment, as your hair can develop many interesting shades and patterns when left alone for a while.

"You need a haircut!"
"Go screw yourself, I'm nixxing."

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005