Alex Quantashassle's definitions

apeth

Noun. A pet name for a silly person. A shortening of daft apeth. Apeth, derived from haypneeworth (half a penny's worth) but pronounced ha'p'orth. (British)

"Oh, Jake. You're such an apeth when it comes to patching trousers!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

whos askin

A general statement intended to boost self pride. Don't trust anyone who says this.

"I can't believe you slept with my mum!"
"Whos askin."
"....untrustworthy wanka."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

skoog

To stick a twig in someone's afro.

(Sticks a twig in his afro)
"SCOOG!"
"Hey, man! Don't scoog mah do!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005

cheese

Slang for masturbation. Derived from the Moroccan language, where the word for cheese and the word for masturbate are one and the same.

"Where's Ratmann?"
"Oh, he's cheesing in the bathroom."
"I see, and how did you know that?"
"Uh....hmm...."

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

aerated

Adj. Over-excited. Becoming obsolete, although still heard used by older generations. Often mispronounced as aeriated. Slightly British.

"He's too aerated over this-here girl, she ain't THAT good looking, surely!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

Dame Edna

Phr. 'To pull a Dame Edna' is to go transvestite. To don an ugly wig and start talking like an eccentric old women. Popular pasttime for Sydney-dwellers and the like.

"My good friend Dave, possibly the straightest man I've ever known, has gone through a mental seizure and pulled a Dame Edna."

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005