Alex Quantashassle's definitions

scanmaker

Another name for a speedcamera. Used in my home town. No-one knows how it originated, but by my nose it's there and it's square.

"Aaaarrrghhh! A scanmaker just flashed me!"
"I didn't know speedcameras wore overcoats!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005

bogan youth

The Australian alternative to chavs. Self-important little twits who listen to bands like Limp Biskit and Papa Roach because they think they're hardcore. Try to go out on dates because they're trying to act all adult, but it all ends s of poorly because their middle-class parents, after giving them lot money, notice that their 8-12 yearold kids are too young and put an immediate stop to it.
Bogan youth are the offspring of dumb christian yuppies however, not bogans. The offspring of bogans are little shits.

The little kids in homie clothing huddling together in groups around the gun games in Timezone are a good example of the bogan youth.

by Alex Quantashassle June 7, 2005

arse about/around

Verb. To mess around, to waste time.

"Stop arsing about and polish the bloody car!"

"Yes mum."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

searches

Adjective (non-plural). To describe someone who is good at chess. Derived from the expression "Sir Chess".

"Hey, you're pretty good!"
"Heh heh, I AM searches."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

back passage

Noun. The rectum. {Informal}

"Grief, Bob! Last night me an' the boys got so drunk I woke up with a toy car stuck up the back passage!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

alright!

Exclam. Hello. A greeting. No answer is expected to what is inherently a question. Northern dialect has created the phonetic corruption awreet.

"Alright there Bob!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

all-nighter

Noun. A club night or event that goes on all night. British.

"Oh, I feel just terrible. I think last night was the last all-nighter I'll go to for a while.

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005