When you leave a bad situation, only to stumble into one much worse. Derived from Neil Young's song 'Hey Hey, My My'.
"I never should have left school, things just went out of the blue and into the black."
by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005
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conducted

To have set something alight. Used amongst professional pyromaniac.
"Hey man, (slobbers), I just conducted a small pigeon!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 09, 2005
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hello there

How spinsters say hello.
"Why hello there, Timmy!"
"Hi, Miss Crabbingapple!"
by Alex Quantashassle July 22, 2005
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experience

A sexual act that was, for lack of better words, weird.
"So baby, what did you think of my double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodledoo-rainstorm?"

"Uhhh.... it was......... uh... an.... experience...."
by Alex Quantashassle May 28, 2005
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arse load

Noun. In large quantities, a lot of, a great amount. British.
"She's given me arse loads of paperwork to complete before lunch."
by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005
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precaution

Precaution is the act of making sure nuffin bad happens to you.
"Rightio, you're about to have sex for the first time. Have you taken plently of precautions?"
by Alex Quantashassle May 27, 2005
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Hobblesucked

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.
"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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