Alex Quantashassle's definitions

Pubix

Really dodgy half-price cereal you buy because you want to save money which you pour into a bowl, only to find that it is littered with assorted pubic hairs.

"Just bought a another box of pubix the other day, god I tell you, you gotta be careful!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

abacus

Noun. Someone who is really good at maths.

"134+4765=4899"
"John, all I can say is you're an abacus!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

defragmenter

Slightly derogatory term for psychiatrists. Can be shortened down to 'frag'. Used by intellectual bogan youths.

"You got issue dude! You need to go see a defragmenter!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

abdabs

Noun. Terror, the frights, nerves. Often heard as the screaming abdabs. 1940s

"My husband, he let loose the screaming abdabs when he saw that scorpion I tell you. Good thing it was actually our son's pet turtle!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

every

Inclusive of all parties. That's right: a party hoar.

"Every PH has it's place."

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

manawski

Racist slang for a Chinese Jew.

"Oi manawski!"
"Racist barstard..."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

madly

Country slang for being a bit reclusive, a bit unorthidox, a bit unchristian, and a bit eccentric.

Willie Nelson could be said to be a bit madly because he's never been known as a very talkative fellow.

by Alex Quantashassle July 18, 2008