Alex Quantashassle's definitions

brass & oak

Cockney rhyming slang. Derived from 'glass of Coke'.

"Oi! Get me a brass & oak!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

bloopers

Nothing special enough to make an entertaining TV Show out of, trust me.
Bring on the third series of Carnivale!

"'And now... the Worlds Greatest Bloopers!!-'"
"Oh, switch this crap off!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 1, 2005

Dame Edna

Phr. 'To pull a Dame Edna' is to go transvestite. To don an ugly wig and start talking like an eccentric old women. Popular pasttime for Sydney-dwellers and the like.

"My good friend Dave, possibly the straightest man I've ever known, has gone through a mental seizure and pulled a Dame Edna."

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

anal cavity opening

A polite way of saying 'arsehole'.

"Joe, you're cheating with my wife! You anal cavity opening!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

dean

A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.

"I just programmed Netscape in Perl! Bow to me, people."
"Aaah, Zac, yer such a dean!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 16, 2008

all to cock

Phrs. Messed up, useless, wrong. British Origin.

"I had this great porno empire, but it all went to cock in '77 when Mary Whitehouse illegalised pornstars under the age of 18!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

bad egg

Noun. A miscreant, a corrupt person, an untrustworthy person. Cf. 'good egg'.

"That Saddam is a bad egg!"

"Then Dubya's an egg with a stillborn chicken inside it!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005