Alex Quantashassle's definitions

morrison

Australian term used to refer to an elderly suburban man, in his late 40s, to mid 50s, possibly retired, who is usually rather quiet, grey around the edges and a good friend to have.

Also, a less used expression meaning "You will burn in hell you are the devil I will eat your children go home sunshine!"

"Let's invite that Morrison bloke to the barbie, Roz."

"MORRISON!!!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

goodfry

A ridiculous, yet dignified version of 'goodbye', used frequently by Tom Baker while he narrated Little Britain.

"Well it's been alot of fun, hasn't it? If you enjoyed this series of Little Britain, and you happen to see me on the street, you might like to come up to me and run your hands up the inside of my leg. Goodfry!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

Pubix

Really dodgy half-price cereal you buy because you want to save money which you pour into a bowl, only to find that it is littered with assorted pubic hairs.

"Just bought a another box of pubix the other day, god I tell you, you gotta be careful!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

abacus

Noun. Someone who is really good at maths.

"134+4765=4899"
"John, all I can say is you're an abacus!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

llafl

Laughing Like A Fucking Lunatic.

"...and then they made me their chief."
"Llafl!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

uninstalling

A synonym of withdrawal.

"Houston, the probes are about to be released from the satellite and we are ready for the uninstalling!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

additional

things in your life like drugs, hookers, imported jewelry, etc. are all ADDITIONAL. Unlike your job and all your other 'socially acceptable' assets. Bohemian language.

"Dave likes to make out that he's fully yuppie and all straight, but really most of what he owns and does is all additional, so he's just a boho.

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005