Alex Quantashassle's definitions

transportation

Cockney rhyming slang for masturbation.

"Boy, that was a great movie! I could really go for some transportation after that!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

terrain

A way to describe someone you have slept with. That person is your terrain.

"Julie? Yep, she's my terrain.

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

zones

Your appearance. Your zones is your carefully sculpted appearance.

*Goes and sticks a twig in his afro*
"Hey man, don't mess with mah zones!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

ordinances

Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South.

"Mah ordinance iz kool!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

downstairs toilet

A very lazy British attempt at making a synomyn for a woman's private parts. It can be alot of fun to use though, as people are usually very confused when confronted with it in a sentence!

"She dropped her alan whickers and I had a good look at her downstairs toilet."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

additional

things in your life like drugs, hookers, imported jewelry, etc. are all ADDITIONAL. Unlike your job and all your other 'socially acceptable' assets. Bohemian language.

"Dave likes to make out that he's fully yuppie and all straight, but really most of what he owns and does is all additional, so he's just a boho.

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

required

The complete antonym to additional. Very popular in business ethics. Unpopular in the arts community. Bohemian language.

"I assure you Sir, everything I own is required. I'd even go far enough to say I live a completely required life.

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005