Alex Quantashassle's definitions

ballsed-up

Adj. Ruined, in a mess.

"Oh, aye! Ain't we in a shite state."
"Indeed. Us Irish hombres are all ballsed-up."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

farmland

The Aussie ghetto's supermarket. You can find all kind of dodgy goods, from spam to canned toiletpaper.

"Ay, mate. You goin' to farmland?"
"Yeaaah, mate. Gonna get some spaaam and caaanned toiletpaper."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

bloopers

Nothing special enough to make an entertaining TV Show out of, trust me.
Bring on the third series of Carnivale!

"'And now... the Worlds Greatest Bloopers!!-'"
"Oh, switch this crap off!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 1, 2005

additional

things in your life like drugs, hookers, imported jewelry, etc. are all ADDITIONAL. Unlike your job and all your other 'socially acceptable' assets. Bohemian language.

"Dave likes to make out that he's fully yuppie and all straight, but really most of what he owns and does is all additional, so he's just a boho.

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

skoog

To stick a twig in someone's afro.

(Sticks a twig in his afro)
"SCOOG!"
"Hey, man! Don't scoog mah do!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005

cheese

Slang for masturbation. Derived from the Moroccan language, where the word for cheese and the word for masturbate are one and the same.

"Where's Ratmann?"
"Oh, he's cheesing in the bathroom."
"I see, and how did you know that?"
"Uh....hmm...."

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

aerated

Adj. Over-excited. Becoming obsolete, although still heard used by older generations. Often mispronounced as aeriated. Slightly British.

"He's too aerated over this-here girl, she ain't THAT good looking, surely!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005