Alex Quantashassle's definitions

available

What someone is if they're not in a relationship.

"Is she available?"
"Yes, but she's strongly Catholic."
"Whoa! Not going there!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

info

Abbreviation slang for information. It's easier to say and it sounds cooler.

"Can you give me some info on the History assignment."
"No! Do your own work!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

minderbinder

Another Perthian slang for psychiatrist

"Dude, my girlfriend full broke up with me yesterday!"
"Yes, and how do you feel about that?"
"Dude! You minderbinder!"
"Indeed"

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

aled (up)

Adj. Drunk, intoxicated by alcohol, usually beer (ale). British in origin, mainly used by elderlies.

"Bloody hell there Jack, you're all aled up aren't ya mate. Go on there, go take a piss!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

spacebar

Possibly the sexiest key on the standard keyboard. It feels good to press down, and you just want to do again and again and again and.... if you're a hardcore user, you might want to consider wearing a condom.

*presses the spacebar*

"Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, what a feeling!!!! Toyot-"
"Quiet, you!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 2, 2005

Woodgy

Cute and cuddly, full of love and empathy. The new thing.

"Aww... that pink bear is sooo woodgy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

gimme eat

According to CATCH-22, the statement to end all statements.

"Gimme eat."
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005