defragmenter

Slightly derogatory term for psychiatrists. Can be shortened down to 'frag'. Used by intellectual bogan youths.

"You got issue dude! You need to go see a defragmenter!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

out of the blue and into the black

When you leave a bad situation, only to stumble into one much worse. Derived from Neil Young's song 'Hey Hey, My My'.

"I never should have left school, things just went out of the blue and into the black."

by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2006

hello there

How spinsters say hello.

"Why hello there, Timmy!"
"Hi, Miss Crabbingapple!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 14, 2005

any road

Adv. Synonym of 'anyway'. Also spelt anyroad. Northern British use

"Anyroad, did you see the old codger with the speckled bangers? Blimey!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

Conquerors

Slang for the Age of Empires II expansion pack. A good game, indeed.

"Hey hombre, you wanna play some Conquerors?"
"Nah, amigo. I'm stuck makin' cigars till five."

by Alex Quantashassle June 01, 2005

service

Prostitute intercourse.

"I had service last night."
"....at least it's safe to shake your hand again."

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

all time loser

Noun. A public house, a bar. Rhyming slang on 'boozer'. See 'boozer'. British.

"Wanna go get a coupla drinks at the old all time loser?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005