Alex Quantashassle's definitions

bb

Big Boobs. What more can I say?

"That girl has bb!"
"Indeed, hombre."

by Alex Quantashassle June 4, 2005

bogan youth

The Australian alternative to chavs. Self-important little twits who listen to bands like Limp Biskit and Papa Roach because they think they're hardcore. Try to go out on dates because they're trying to act all adult, but it all ends s of poorly because their middle-class parents, after giving them lot money, notice that their 8-12 yearold kids are too young and put an immediate stop to it.
Bogan youth are the offspring of dumb christian yuppies however, not bogans. The offspring of bogans are little shits.

The little kids in homie clothing huddling together in groups around the gun games in Timezone are a good example of the bogan youth.

by Alex Quantashassle June 7, 2005

scoog

1. to scoog, to selfishly put someone down. Frequently involves objects being thrown.

2. to scoog, to clean all the dog turd off the lawn.

1 "Hey, man! What are you scooging me like that for???"

2. "Jim, get off your arse and go scoog the lawn!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

searches

Adjective (non-plural). To describe someone who is good at chess. Derived from the expression "Sir Chess".

"Hey, you're pretty good!"
"Heh heh, I AM searches."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

flatubation

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

select

Adjective. To be classy; of quality. Applies to people and objects alike. Widely used.

"Man, that girl is select!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005