Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

whos askin 

A general statement intended to boost self pride. Don't trust anyone who says this.

"I can't believe you slept with my mum!"
"Whos askin."
"....untrustworthy wanka."

whos askin by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

madfish 

Affectionate term to a woman or man who shouts alot. A little boganish, but the love is there.

"Hey madfish!"
"WHATS UP, MOFO????!!!!!"

madfish by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

ballsed-up

Adj. Ruined, in a mess.

"Oh, aye! Ain't we in a shite state."
"Indeed. Us Irish hombres are all ballsed-up."

ballsed-up by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

farmland 

The Aussie ghetto's supermarket. You can find all kind of dodgy goods, from spam to canned toiletpaper.

"Ay, mate. You goin' to farmland?"
"Yeaaah, mate. Gonna get some spaaam and caaanned toiletpaper."

farmland by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

snaks 

The surfie delusion of sitting out on your front lawn on a deck chair, at your surfie abode, perving/eyeing out all the girlish bikinis thatpass. Pretty sad, but it keeps the dumb bleached idiots out of the bars and clubs.

"The whole streets covered with doped up surfies having snaks."
"Oh god, I knew we shouldn't have moved to Cottesloe."

snaks by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

per 

How people say the name of my hometown when they can't pronounce the 'th' sound. It has become a bit of a cultural statement round these parts.

"I think I'll go vacation in Per'."
"Go see a speech therapist dude."

per by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

anytime 

The word that dumb people say to people they just met after they ask: "When can I ring you?" not even thinking that these guys could be dangerous and you're just opening yourself up to them like the giblees.

"Hey soft-breasted tender little maiden of demon worship, when may I next contact you using my telephone device?"
"Oh, anytime."

anytime by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005