Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

suicide is painless 

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.

"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

suicide is painless by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Hobblesucked 

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

Hobblesucked by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Cold Empathy 

Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.

"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"

Cold Empathy by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

airy-fairy 

Adj. Lacking in strength, insubstantial. {Informal}. British in origin.

"This here bloody vodka is all airy-fairy, ain't gotta drop-a alcohol innit!"

airy-fairy by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

aks 

Verb. To ask. particular British dialect

"I aksed him to move his car from the driveway."

aks by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

aled (up) 

Adj. Drunk, intoxicated by alcohol, usually beer (ale). British in origin, mainly used by elderlies.

"Bloody hell there Jack, you're all aled up aren't ya mate. Go on there, go take a piss!"

aled (up) by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

all mod cons 

Noun. All the fixtures and fittings necessary and expected - an abb. of all modern conveniences. {British Informal}

"Hey Brent, I just bought a new 'mobile on the weekend."
"Oh really, Julie? Does it have the all mod cons?"

all mod cons by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005