Alex Quantashassle's definitions

arse about tit

Phrs. Back to front. British Origin.

"Ow! My back has been hurting me ever since I fell down the apples and pears arse about tit!

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

away and shite

Vrb phrs. Go away! North-eastern British use

"I'm really sorry bout ya daughter, mate! Really, I am!"
"Oh, away and shite!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

ay-up!

Exclam. A greeting, hello. (Midlands/North use. Dialect)

"Ay-up, mate!"
"Ay-up!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

dimensions

To say that someone has dimensions is another way to say that someone is an arsehole. Stemmed from the colloquial phrase noting that someone's 'interesting'...

"What do you think of my new Jamaican girlfriend mum?"
"She has dimensions... *bitch!*"

by Alex Quantashassle June 24, 2005

arse about face

Phrs. Back to front. British origin.

"The whole bloody Tori Party is completely arse about face!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

all to pot

Phrs. Wrong, messed up. British origin.

"Our whole holiday went all to pot when Dad got arrested for being drunk."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

argue the toss

Vrb phrs. To argue or dispute loudly and at length.

British

"I swear, Bob, if you badmouth my girlie one more time we're gonna argue the toss in front of your whole family!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005