Alex Quantashassle's definitions

arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

verify

Army slang. To check to legitmacy of intelligence given.

"Double-oh-H Gondo, we got some blue cheese that we need Jumunji to verify."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

ordinances

Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South.

"Mah ordinance iz kool!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

opening

Bizarre slang for a girl's private parts.

"HEY GIRL!"
"Uhhh... What?"
"I give ya twenty if ya show me yah opening?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

chaeese

Classy way of saying cheese, with an Indonesian accent.

"Look, chaeese!"
"Chaeese!!!!???? That's even worse!!??"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

Cold Empathy

Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.

"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005