Alex Quantashassle's definitions

abdabs

Noun. Terror, the frights, nerves. Often heard as the screaming abdabs. 1940s

"My husband, he let loose the screaming abdabs when he saw that scorpion I tell you. Good thing it was actually our son's pet turtle!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

every

Inclusive of all parties. That's right: a party hoar.

"Every PH has it's place."

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

any road

Adv. Synonym of 'anyway'. Also spelt anyroad. Northern British use

"Anyroad, did you see the old codger with the speckled bangers? Blimey!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

manawski

Racist slang for a Chinese Jew.

"Oi manawski!"
"Racist barstard..."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

pillowman

Victorian slang for a homosexual male.

"I believe this Sir John you're talking about is a pillowman!"
"Sir! Thou ought to watch thou mouth when talking about thy friends!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

Hobblesucked

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

the eternal grunt

What radiation poisoning is known as in certain Russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.

Don't assume that this is unique to Russia. America has the same problems, but American townies aren't guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it's medical name.

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005