Alex Quantashassle's definitions

goldie

Something that really stands out amongst a pack of mediocres. Surburban slang.

"Hey, I know! A double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm"
"Now that's a real goldie!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

expose

To expose. To go naked in front of people you don't know. Depending on who you are, this may be a frequent experience.

"That woman's exposing herself!"
"Didn't you do human bio in high school, you nob!? That ain't no woman!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

protein

Another colloqualism formed by middle-class Gs in Perthian suburbia, protein supposedly means provincial support, but is mostly used as a sort self put-up.

"You so fat, you look like Kirstie Alley!"
"Ay ay ay, don't put me down man, man I got protein!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

hello there

How spinsters say hello.

"Why hello there, Timmy!"
"Hi, Miss Crabbingapple!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 14, 2005

out of the blue and into the black

When you leave a bad situation, only to stumble into one much worse. Derived from Neil Young's song 'Hey Hey, My My'.

"I never should have left school, things just went out of the blue and into the black."

by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2006

all over the shop

Phrs. 1. In a mess, out of order, disorganized.
2. Everywhere.

"I've been all over the shop this morning and I can't find her anywhere."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

all-nighter

Noun. A club night or event that goes on all night. British.

"Oh, I feel just terrible. I think last night was the last all-nighter I'll go to for a while.

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005