northern

An adjective to describe something alien to you and your current state of mind.

"Happy birthday mum! Here's a fax machine!"
"Oh dear... it must be northern."

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

spacebar

Possibly the sexiest key on the standard keyboard. It feels good to press down, and you just want to do again and again and again and.... if you're a hardcore user, you might want to consider wearing a condom.

*presses the spacebar*

"Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, what a feeling!!!! Toyot-"
"Quiet, you!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 02, 2005

Barstard

Same meanings as the word 'barstard', but used with the accent that most people outside of America pronounce it with.

"John Howard is such a barstard! I just hate him!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

notice

Something on a yellow metal pole that tells you what you gotta do and you gotta figure out how ya gonna do it.

'STOP'
"I'm driving here!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 01, 2005

linked

How a website is linked is what style of content it possesses and that of other related websites.

Urban Dictionary is linked well, with the respect it deserves.

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

woot-monkeys!

An exclamation of joy which dorky computer nerds use when playing Magic, Barstard, or video games.

"I'm out."
"Woot-monkeys!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 06, 2005

heart of gold

Something Neil Young can't find.

(also, someone really nice)

"'I've been a miner for a heart of goooldd-'"

"Hey, good song!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 01, 2005