Alex Quantashassle's definitions

backhander

Noun. A bribe, not to be confused with an aggressive action.

(after being pulled over by a policeman for speeding, Granny Pubby has a few tricks up her sleeve...)
"Would a backhander get me out of this trouble, luv?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

any cop

Phrs. Of value, of any worth. Bristish origin.

"Have you heard their new CD? I heard it was rubbish but do you think it's any cop?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

airy-fairy

Adj. Lacking in strength, insubstantial. {Informal}. British in origin.

"This here bloody vodka is all airy-fairy, ain't gotta drop-a alcohol innit!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

crémeux

Prounounced 'crom-wahr', crémeux is the kinky French word for participating in sexual acts involving whipped cream.

(woman picks up a can of whipped cream off the supermarket shelf)

Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"

Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

flatubation

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

suicide is painless

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.

"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

achievement

Successfully reaching OG during a sexual act.

"Britney Spears! Britney Spears! Britney Spears! Brit-........... uhh..... achievement!"
"Oh that's just sad."
"For ****'s sake! I'm in here! Get out!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 16, 2008