6 definitions by Alex Brant-Zawadzki
Somewhere else. Not here, and not exactly there. Just away. Off in the distance. An ambiguous direction.
Extremely useful as an identifier of destinations the directions to which you're a bit too tired and emotional to recall. Also good when you have no knowledge of said destination.
Extremely useful as an identifier of destinations the directions to which you're a bit too tired and emotional to recall. Also good when you have no knowledge of said destination.
"So where's the house party?"
"Oh, you know (hic), it's, like ... yonderwards."
"Those two were making out in the corner a second ago, where'd they go?"
"Yonderwards."
"Oh, you know (hic), it's, like ... yonderwards."
"Those two were making out in the corner a second ago, where'd they go?"
"Yonderwards."
by Alex Brant-Zawadzki September 8, 2007
<i>noun</i>; An individual whose sole recourse for any information is Google; a person who compulsively checks Google for any reference to that person, that person's family, that other person that person fancies, what have you.
"I never have to worry about checking up on my girlfriends because my roommate is such a Googlodyte."
"If she only dates guys who generate 15 unique search results or more, that girls nothin' but a Googlodyte."
"If she only dates guys who generate 15 unique search results or more, that girls nothin' but a Googlodyte."
by Alex Brant-Zawadzki November 17, 2007
Marla enjoyed walking the parade route, even though the elephant walking in front of her group kept trumping all afternoon.
by Alex Brant-Zawadzki February 18, 2016
1. An empathetic emphasizer; a rhetorical device to express both understanding and agreement; an encouragement.
For people too lazy to agree with someone in more than a single word. Also, when something is so obvious or apparent that you can ask "right?" in reasonable certainty that no one will disagree.
"This administration's policies are giving me Irritable Bowel Syndrome."
"I know, right?"
"I think you deserve better than that guy."
"Right?"
"I know, right?"
"I think you deserve better than that guy."
"Right?"
by Alex Brant-Zawadzki September 8, 2007
Being so confident of a victory that one completely ignores one's competitor, allowing the competitor to ram a red-hot steel crowbar up one's ass and seeing what one can drag out.
"How did Brown win the election?"
"Because Coakley got Coakleyed."
"Dude, that chick was totally into you, how'd she go home with that other guy?"
"I figured she wanted me and was paying too much attention to the pool game, and I got totally Coakleyed."
"Because Coakley got Coakleyed."
"Dude, that chick was totally into you, how'd she go home with that other guy?"
"I figured she wanted me and was paying too much attention to the pool game, and I got totally Coakleyed."
by Alex Brant-Zawadzki January 20, 2010
Toward or towards the bar. Moving in the direction of the nearest licensed public house for the purposes of consuming unseemly quantities of alcohol.
"Hey, which way did Heather go?"
"I'm pretty sure she headed barward"
"You mean barwards?"
"I don't know."
"I'm pretty sure she headed barward"
"You mean barwards?"
"I don't know."
by Alex Brant-Zawadzki December 13, 2009