barward

Toward or towards the bar. Moving in the direction of the nearest licensed public house for the purposes of consuming unseemly quantities of alcohol.

"Hey, which way did Heather go?"

"I'm pretty sure she headed barward"

"You mean barwards?"

"I don't know."

by Alex Brant-Zawadzki December 13, 2009

Barnard Castle

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.

Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

by Cod Michael May 28, 2020

bartard

a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.

Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard

by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017

Barnard Castle

English slang for an eye test.

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."

by W_M_D May 27, 2020

Barvard

1. Noun: Wannabe Ivy League shit hole in Central Florida.

2. Adj: Place where annoying ugly children come together to make fun of each other under the guise of learning the law.

Future Disbarred Attorney 1: You go to Barvard Middle School of Law?

Future Disbarred Attorney 2: Testifyyyyy! All my classes are being held in the trailer this semester!

by #edelbear September 26, 2011

bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

by Phungguy June 1, 2006

bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010