Alex 's definitions

nougat farmer

Someone with no goals or ambitions, who lives off of other people's hard work.

A loser. Short for "I don't have a job", "I don't want to work" or "The world owes me a living".

by Alex September 18, 2004

ubernoob

Comes from online gaming and is dervived from noob. Ubernoob is a higher level of noob and people often call people ubernoobs instead of just a normal noob for a change of pace when they kick people's ass.

*shoots friend in game then goes over and humps body yelling* Ha pwned you ubernoob.

by alex April 21, 2005

cunt-slap

To slap the clitorous with a stick.

Ow! You slapped my cunt and now it is bleeding green goo!

by Alex January 27, 2003

sf

Sexually Frustrated; Feelings of defeat and discouragement concerning one's sex life.

I haven't had sex in five months... I'm completely and utterly SF.

by Alex March 28, 2005

Flub

Non-descript filler word. When stoned on weed, or in a particularly random mood, and upon sitting an exam, "Flub" is the word used to fill in questions that you do not know the answer to. Warning - this technique is not always guaranteed to earn you marks. The technique was first pioneered by a certain Jack K. who could not think of an answer to the questions but was told by his tutor to always give an answer. Often used in conjunction with "Plastic Penguins".

14. What is the Torque force of A if B rotates in a clockwise direction?

Answer: Flub.

by Alex September 17, 2004

solar-puff

Solar puffing if a way to smoke marijuana using a pipe and a magnifying glass. When the sun is out, the magnifying glass is held above the pipe at a distance and angle that makes it shine down on the bowl. When it gets hot enough, some vapor will be released, along with some smoke. Many users prefer this method because it tastes better, and is less harsh on the lungs. It is comparable to vaporizing, but probably less effective.

Once the sun came out, Trevor showed us how to solar-puff with our recently purchased pot.

by alex February 28, 2005

b boy

male breakdancer

woo look at his moves he's a dope b boy

by alex January 6, 2004