Definitions by Alex

scissor fight 

New Hampshire band, that dress like rednecks. with zepplin riffs with songs like "granite state destroyer"
"Were survivalists, in the wilderness, our battle cry LIVE FREE OR DIE"

I got deaf from the scissor fight show

scissor fight by alex June 4, 2004

AOL 

The worlds most widespread computer virus. Packaged with almost every software, and even your magazines, and your personal mail, it is impossible to avoid. Al-Quaeda supports AOL. BURN THE AOL BEFORE THEY ATTACK AGAIN!

The AOL Virus Version 9.0 just came in the mail! Throw it in the AOL Crematorium!

AOL by Alex June 4, 2004

fat bitch 

that chick sitting right next to me from my ceramics class

when the ceramics teacher explained that our chairs had to be functional and support 180 pounds, she, a five foot creature, remarked "i hardly call that functional.

fat bitch by alex June 3, 2004

Depatie 

Qualifyer used to define someone who is the pinnacle of strenght, handsomeness and intelligence.

Wow look at that handsome guy! he's so DEPATIE he's like a god or something

Depatie by Alex June 2, 2004

49 

When you do something or say something gay around your friends.

"I like your shirt, it makes you look hot." "Dude! 49!"

49 by Alex June 2, 2004

48 

It is when you apologize for committing 49 in the definition where you say something gay to your friends.

"I like your shirt. It makes you look really hot" "Dude! 49!" "Oh, my bad. 48, 48"

48 by Alex June 2, 2004

absinth 

70% Alcohol drink. Green Colour. It FUGGS YOU UP NIGGA! Mostly drank by rich russians who club every night.

"Pavel took 7 shots of absinth at the infiniti last week"

absinth by Alex June 1, 2004