Normal person: Hey there, Trekkie nerd!
Trekkie, obviously outraged: Excuse me, Klingon-lover? That's Trekker!
Normal person: Whoa, sorry! Would it hurt for me to say that you've obviously never seen a real vagina before?
Trekkie, sobs: Only Romulan.
Normal person: That's alright, go back to closely examining the 27th frame of the 33rd second of the 17th minute of Episode G-382.
Trekkie, obviously outraged: Excuse me, Klingon-lover? That's Trekker!
Normal person: Whoa, sorry! Would it hurt for me to say that you've obviously never seen a real vagina before?
Trekkie, sobs: Only Romulan.
Normal person: That's alright, go back to closely examining the 27th frame of the 33rd second of the 17th minute of Episode G-382.
by Alex March 21, 2003
by Alex March 22, 2004
by alex April 23, 2005
Someone who is a liberal or left-wing. Someone who usually believes things such as:
•There should be seperation of church and state, whether or not we were founded by christians
•State's rights are important
•Proving murder is wrong by killing a murderer is stupid
•"Killing" an unborn baby, where the mother could die from childbirth, or was a rape victim, is o.k. If you have masturbated or eat chicken eggs for breakfast how could you be against it.
•Thinks we need to do something about global warming
•Favors higher taxes for a GOOD REASON! There are too many underfunded schools, and over forty million americans without basic healthcare. Taxes pay for that.
•Thinks even if you are against something, doesn't mean it should be illegal for others to do.
•And to all you republicans, its ok to be a republican, but don't go bashing democrats and then not even know how to spell it, or have tons of errors, that is just embaressing.
•There should be seperation of church and state, whether or not we were founded by christians
•State's rights are important
•Proving murder is wrong by killing a murderer is stupid
•"Killing" an unborn baby, where the mother could die from childbirth, or was a rape victim, is o.k. If you have masturbated or eat chicken eggs for breakfast how could you be against it.
•Thinks we need to do something about global warming
•Favors higher taxes for a GOOD REASON! There are too many underfunded schools, and over forty million americans without basic healthcare. Taxes pay for that.
•Thinks even if you are against something, doesn't mean it should be illegal for others to do.
•And to all you republicans, its ok to be a republican, but don't go bashing democrats and then not even know how to spell it, or have tons of errors, that is just embaressing.
by Alex June 18, 2006
by Alex October 25, 2004
by alex December 28, 2003