Alex 's definitions

big boned

When you're trying to tell somebody that their fat, but in a polite manner.

Bully: You're fat!
Friend#1: Nuh uh, mommy said I'm big boned.

by Alex May 29, 2004

email

a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small

Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date!

by Alex January 18, 2004

Fart

A Term Meaning Old Person Or One Of Old Age

"dude, did you see that old fart?"

by Alex October 15, 2006

dorkish smorkish

adj. A person or thing that is extremely wack and deserves this title because they suck genitals or smell like they do.

"edin ate me out yesterday," said Sally.

"Oh my God! he is such a dorkish smorkish!"

by alex December 1, 2004

angst

A feeling of anxiety, hopelessness and misery, especially when regarded as unwarranted and melodramatic. Usually associated with the sort of people who write lame pissed-off poetry in high-school, hence the phrase "teen angst."

He's in an angsty mood today.

by Alex December 8, 2003

chat tard

A person who can't even comprehend what the fuck is going on in the chat room.

(insert name here) is a fucking chat tard

by alex July 7, 2003

uhg

A random word used to express frustration.

I had a lot of homework today, uhg.

by alex May 13, 2005