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jelly bracelets

here's what they mean where im from

yellow-hugging
purple-anal sex
silver-masturbate
red-lap dance(extreme breaking means aral to a girl
blue- BJ
black-screwing
white-flashing your tits
pink-flashing
glittery yellow-hug and kissing
clear-whatever snapper wants
green-outdoor sex/hugs
orange-kiss
glow in the dark-using sex toys
gold glittery-makeout

they all have a meaning, but i dont care for them. i let my friend snap one off me and we just laughed about it. its not like your going to hell for not fucking eachothers brains out
look around bitch, there is broken black bracelets everywhere! well did somebody screw where you're standing? if u had to follow what happend i wouldve lost my virginity and screw 2 ppl today!
by Alex April 15, 2004
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

supradistort

a really koo guy wit a tight ass supra datz not all distorted, like distorted as in white pplz dunno how the fuck how to soup up imports cuz dere white
Supradistort is a word.
by Alex March 7, 2003
mugGet the supradistortmug.

Badnarik

Sometimes Michael Badnarik; a person (always male) who approaches people at parties to discuss Ayn Rand and talk about how he will be very rich in the near future.

Badnariks tend to form in adolescence, and generally grow into Republicans in adulthood. If you see a Barnarik above the age of 19, DO NOT APPROACH. He will, if cornered, spout over-simplifications and pithy-but-meaningless rhetoric.

Badnariks tend to be members of the comfortable middle-class created by post-WWII expansion of government and progressive tax policy.
"Dude, Pete's all right, but his roommate's totally a Barnarik -- when he found out I've never read 'The Fountainhead', I had to get the hell out of there.
by Alex February 12, 2005
mugGet the Badnarikmug.

lamer

Basically someone who utilizes any tactic they can to achieve social or pshychological betterment over someone else. Usually associated with gaming. twink
Counter-Strike example: "ChuckDomeshot uses an ak47 after an admin has used admin_csay knife round"
by Alex June 5, 2004
mugGet the lamermug.

intermate

copyright alex wajsfelner
2003
i came up with this term and definition
by alex December 14, 2003
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Molly Wop

When a man is reciving oral sex and he withdraws him penis from the girls mouth and procedes to smack the girl in the face his penis.
Dont make me Molly Wop you.
by Alex September 25, 2004
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S.A.S.S.

Secret.Agent.Style.Sex.

It's just like regular sex.. But soooo much better. Double.. Even TRIPLE the Orgasim sensation.
Ohhh man, I dont know about you.. But I think we should go make some Sass right about now..
by Alex January 19, 2004
mugGet the S.A.S.S.mug.

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