Definitions by Alex

gayspoon 

Device used in homosexual courtship.

Has anyone seen my gayspoon? I'm feeling frisky.

gayspoon by Alex July 3, 2003

indiana 

basketball country

Hoosiers

indiana by Alex July 2, 2003

George W. Bush 

Proof of the American dream - it's true - ANYONE can become President of the United States of America.

"Yes Georgie! Harder!" - Tony Blair.

George W. Bush by Alex June 30, 2003

democracy 

One man, one vote, no chance.

democracy by Alex June 30, 2003

freedom fries

A term used by people who don't understand the word 'freedom' and often struggle with the word 'fries'.

Portion of chips please.

freedom fries by Alex June 30, 2003

AK-74

Kalashnikov designed weapon, reformed from the AK-47. It is the main stay of the Russian Infantry. It has a 5.45 x 39mm bullet. More like the 5.56mm which the American M-16A2 uses. It is much more accurate and more muzzle velocity. Simple terms, a very much improved AK-47.
Calibur-5.45 x 39mm
Weight-3.3kg unloaded 3.9 loaded
Barrel-415mm
Rate of Fire-600-650 rds/min
Operation-Gas
Length-943mm
Rifling-4 grooves rh, 1 turn in 196mm
Muzzle velocity-900m/s
Effective range-500m (50 short of M-16a2)

A Russian infanry team with AK-74's dispatched a terrorist squad with AK-47's at a long range.

The M-16A2 has more range and piercing power, but the AK-74 is more durable.

AK-74 by alex June 24, 2003

Jaco Pastorius 

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

Jaco Pastorius by alex June 24, 2003