Alex \m/'s definitions

swayze death kick

To kick someone with god-like force; like Patrick Swayze in Road House.

"HA!!! Swayze Death kick!!!!!

by Alex \m/ April 14, 2008

morning boner

A boner that occurs when someone wakes up in the morning usually because the body is automatically holding in urine.

Ugghh, dude. i needed to take a piss but i had a serious morning boner and had to bend over!

by Alex \m/ February 3, 2007

Yoko

(Verb) To pull a Yoko, means to get your boyfriend pussy whipped and beak up his band, destroying his career as a musician.

Matt's girlfriend pulled a Yoko.

by Alex \m/ April 14, 2008

Baby Boomer

1. Someone born in or who helped give birth to children in the post-WWII era.

2. One who presumebly booms babies.

1. Harry over there was a baby boomer.

2. I am a baby boomer. I own a bazooka.

by Alex \m/ June 24, 2008

Voting BBQ

To vote for a stupid redneck, such as Bush Jr. Coined by Bill Maher.

"America will not be voting BBQ again. America can't afford to vote bbq again"

~Bill Maher

by Alex \m/ June 19, 2008

burzum

Norweigan for butt fuck.

Burzum can kiss my ass.

by Alex \m/ December 24, 2007

almond eyes

An asian person who's eyes resemble almonds.

Why are those damn almond eyes so damn smart?

by Alex \m/ April 14, 2008