by alex October 25, 2004

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.
Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented
Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.
Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.
by alex June 24, 2003

by alex April 2, 2004

a horrible situation or character who has enetered itself into a position beyond the realm of savior, a soul or event who is lost to fecal decay
Oh shitass, my sailboat got hit by a big goddam lightning bolt and my wife and erector set are stuck inside.
by Alex February 19, 2003

tibbles, commonly used as a compliment, meaning good friend! tibbles is also a nickname of my best friend andy! he rules!!!!
by alex March 4, 2005

A band composed of brothers Paul and Joe, from a town near Boston in Massachusetts. Dedicated to the Harry Potter novels by J K Rowling, the boys formed a rock n' roll band that promotes literacy AND kicks ass. They rock libraries across the nation and write the best songs that could ever possibly be written about playing chess and saving your best friend's sister. Their website is: www.eskimolabs.com/hp
Singing along with a Harry and the Potters song, she droned, "Because I'd rather not talk about your dead. Ex. Boyfriends over coffee."
by Alex November 27, 2004
