Alex's definitions

slack-jawed faggot

refering to one who has lost control of the joint efforts of both mouth and jaw muscles, due to arthritis commonly associated with a long history of performing fellatio

Wow, Bruce is such a slack-jawed faggot, that he could barely keep his lover's load refrained to his mouth and chin.

by alex December 29, 2004

bogart

to steal or to take, however the reference is made in a lightened manner

Don't bogart my chips man!

by Alex April 6, 2003

mac on

To have sexual intercourse

They got their mac on last night

by Alex January 4, 2004

top shelf

To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.

I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.

by Alex June 30, 2004

Dick Cheney

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

by Alex February 26, 2003

waffelriffic

to be just as cool as a waffel

man she was like so waffelriffic today

by alex July 25, 2003

uhg

A random word used to express one's frustration.

I had a ton of homework today, uhg.

by alex May 13, 2005