Alex's definitions

new york minute

The time between the light turns green and the guy behind you honks his horn.

That bitch got pissed off in a New York Minute when i stole her shit.

by Alex December 10, 2003

Drunken Monkey

When a man is standing up holding a girl upside down doing a 69 and when he ejaculates he releases her droping her onto her head.

I gave my bitch a drunken monkey last nite, knock her out cold

by Alex September 24, 2004

labdick

Refers to a sleazy male who uses his sleazy methods to in-effectively 'pick up'.

"I just had some labdick try to pick me up, how pathetic."

by Alex January 5, 2005

chaud

A chaud is a penis that is fatter than it is long

A penis that could be 4" long but 6" wide

by alex March 20, 2005

Julian Casablancas

He's only the best and the sexiest singer in the best modern-age rock'n'roll band. He is nothing else!!!!!!!

You can listen to him sing, but you must see him sing, there is a slight difference!!!!!

by alex December 19, 2003

fanboy

1. One who worships a character, game, designer or developer, usually in compensation for something somewhere (osipov,m) or a smaller cupsize (osipov, f)
2. Osipov

Osipov: OMG liek Bill Gates pwns j00 and im hies beitch and stfu and zelda is a keedi gaem.
Me: Fuck you.

by Alex September 28, 2003

Drop a Deuce

V. To take a crap, create feces, or just give up a massive shiest.

oh my god! i hafta drop a deuce or ill crap my pants!

by Alex December 5, 2003