Alex's definitions

hoachin

an unattractive women
an absolute minger

your a fuckin hoacher,

shes fuckin hoachin

by alex December 2, 2003

WINDY POP

A lightly released gas. often release from the world of alex emersons ass. Usually a not so refreshing odour is present after the light eruption

A fart. a guffer.

by alex January 18, 2004

gravy

a substance, action or object that is linked indisputably to a particular person

This kinda shit ain't my gravy.

Don't touch a another man's gravy

by Alex August 21, 2003

Greece

The birthplace of the western world.

Pythagoras was from Greece.

by Alex February 19, 2004

GLAAD

homosexual hate group that goes after the wrong people (ex: conservative radio talk show hosts) while letting blatant stereotyping and using straights AND gays as pawns for profit run rampant (ex: Jack on Will & Grace, The Fab Five on Queer Eye, Boy Meets Boy, Discovery channel home decorating/makeover shows, anybody who uses the word "fabulous" too much or acts completely feminine)

Those morons at GLAAD played a part in taking Mike Savage off of PMSNBC while preaching for tolerance. Hypocrisy at it's worst.

by Alex August 17, 2003

disconbobulated

when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.

emil jansen was disconbobulated by the square egg that he found on the floor

by Alex August 12, 2004

Tounge

A muscle in your mouthal region, the strongest/most used muscle on/in yur entire body.

The army cut off my tounge when i threatened to talk

by Alex March 5, 2004