AleX's definitions

S.A.S.S.

Secret.Agent.Style.Sex.

It's just like regular sex.. But soooo much better. Double.. Even TRIPLE the Orgasim sensation.

Ohhh man, I dont know about you.. But I think we should go make some Sass right about now..

by Alex January 19, 2004

RTFM

what some headstrong guys won't do if something's wrong with a piece of equipment, then blame the problem on it

"Why the hell won't this computer play my MP3s?"
"RTFM, it'll tell ya."

by Alex March 18, 2003

Pimpin

A Menthol Ciggarrette

These bitches be smokin dem pimpins.

by Alex February 26, 2004

Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.

Morgan Freeman is God

by Alex July 22, 2008

Geraldo

a blemish on the otherwise fine face of the Fox News Channel; American journalist aiding and abetting the enemy; survives on moustache water; wannabe Hispanic

Geeze, if Jerry Rivers - ahem, Geraldo Rivera keeps screwing up, we'll have no place to send him except the moon! Even then, we just might have to kill him.

by Alex April 5, 2003

kumquat

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions

fuck off you kumquat!

by Alex April 2, 2003

Smidge

A person, usualy female, short in stature, but large in heart. Also, smidges are usually very beautiful.

My smidge is the sweetest person I know

by Alex February 12, 2005