AleX's definitions

Yarwood

1.Angry when wet
2.Fitness fanatic

Im so Yarwood

by Alex March 24, 2004

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 9, 2003

lexapro

An antidepressant that gives you diahrea. Works way better when ground up and snorted, believe me.

I just snorted 10 Lexapro... damn I sure feel happy.

by Alex January 6, 2005

Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.

1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster

by Alex April 10, 2007

bokchoy

A name for a friend.

"Hey Bokchoy, throw me a beer!"

by Alex January 9, 2005

Cough Drop

When you stick your dick down a chikenhead mouth until she gag on it.

That assclown chikenhead aint never sucked cock before so i gave her a bangin ass cough drop.

by Alex November 18, 2003

AOL

The worlds most widespread computer virus. Packaged with almost every software, and even your magazines, and your personal mail, it is impossible to avoid. Al-Quaeda supports AOL. BURN THE AOL BEFORE THEY ATTACK AGAIN!

The AOL Virus Version 9.0 just came in the mail! Throw it in the AOL Crematorium!

by Alex June 4, 2004