Albin Pahernik's definitions

driving the bus

Vomiting while kneeling and holding onto the rim of the toilet. So called because it resembles grasping the large horizontal steering wheel of a bus.

Last night after eight beers and an Irish coffee I spent an hour in the bathroom driving the bus.

by Albin Pahernik September 20, 2005

rfb

"random fucking bozo"

i have better things to do than give free tech support to some rfb who happens to meet me on the street

by Albin Pahernik September 28, 2004

jfw

"Just fucking works". An acronym which refers to software that compiles and/or functions as desired without modification, tweaking, excessive reading of documentation, error message research in a search engine, etc.

I wanted to install qmail the other day, and I was amazed to find that it JFW!

by Albin Pahernik December 1, 2003

tetris

v.t. and i.: to put something with care or effort into a place that fits it, as when something unwieldy finally finds its place; from the popular video game by the same name

<dude> old couch finally tetrised in the house

<otherdude> i can just tetris a single tin can in this recycling box before I have to take it out

by Albin Pahernik August 24, 2004

Friday night treat

A tasty food item or other indulgence one wouldn't indulge in every day, arbitrarily reserved for consumption/enjoyment on Friday night.

I got a nice truffle assortment for Valentine's Day which I'm making next week's Friday night treat!

by Albin Pahernik May 1, 2005

mmm

ICB slang. "mmm <something>" means that <something> is good or desirable. Reminiscent or derivative of Homer Simpson's identical usage.

Contrast with www which is the opposite, mmm turned on its head.

> mmm donuts
> www moldy donuts

by Albin Pahernik March 26, 2004

sonted

stoned (as you might type it when you're stoned)

when jamie zawinski was writing scrmable.pl, mayeb he was as sonted as i am now. then agian, maybe ont.

by Albin Pahernik March 24, 2004