Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Albin Pahernik

googlestalk

To stalk someone using the search engine Google to turn up information about the person that can be found on the Internet.

This guy kept bugging me on one chat channel, asking me to meet him IRL, which totally creeped me out. After he got banned he switched to another channel and started googlestalking me. So he found my LiveJournal!

by Albin Pahernik January 4, 2004

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tetris

v.t. and i.: to put something with care or effort into a place that fits it, as when something unwieldy finally finds its place; from the popular video game by the same name

<dude> old couch finally tetrised in the house

<otherdude> i can just tetris a single tin can in this recycling box before I have to take it out

by Albin Pahernik August 24, 2004

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driving the bus

Vomiting while kneeling and holding onto the rim of the toilet. So called because it resembles grasping the large horizontal steering wheel of a bus.

Last night after eight beers and an Irish coffee I spent an hour in the bathroom driving the bus.

by Albin Pahernik September 20, 2005

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jfw

"Just fucking works". An acronym which refers to software that compiles and/or functions as desired without modification, tweaking, excessive reading of documentation, error message research in a search engine, etc.

I wanted to install qmail the other day, and I was amazed to find that it JFW!

by Albin Pahernik December 1, 2003

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mmm

ICB slang. "mmm <something>" means that <something> is good or desirable. Reminiscent or derivative of Homer Simpson's identical usage.

Contrast with www which is the opposite, mmm turned on its head.

> mmm donuts
> www moldy donuts

by Albin Pahernik March 26, 2004

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