18 definitions by Alan Massacre
Heavy Metal is a great Genre. It all started in the 60s where The Kinks "You really got me" showed a perfect example of a metal riff, And steppenwolf said the perfect name for the genre in the lyrics "Heavy Metal Thunder" in the song Born to be wild (though the word thunder never made it)It was created by the legendary greats Black Sabbath in 1970. When Tony lost his fingers tips he thought he would never play again but when you replace them with plastic covers he made monster riffs never imagined to be loved forever. Heavy Metal is characterize with Rock n Roll, BluesRock, Hard Rock, and Psychedelic rock. BANds like Judas Priest, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Dream Theater are really perfect examples of true heavy metal.
In the late 70s, Metal was losing populartiy cause of such "music" such as Punk which ran in the UK, and Disco, whci ran in the US. Punk was just banging motes and making all these noices, disco would just piss you off but it died out easily (waiting for hip hop to do the same). But in 1980, Metal was brought back to live and it's rescuer's were none other than 5 men with one name, Judas Priest.
In the late 70s, Metal was losing populartiy cause of such "music" such as Punk which ran in the UK, and Disco, whci ran in the US. Punk was just banging motes and making all these noices, disco would just piss you off but it died out easily (waiting for hip hop to do the same). But in 1980, Metal was brought back to live and it's rescuer's were none other than 5 men with one name, Judas Priest.
Heavy Metal
Judas Priest
Metallica
AC/DC (Mostly rock)
Led Zeppelin
Alice Cooper
Iron Maiden
Slayer
Arch Enemy
Judas Priest
Metallica
AC/DC (Mostly rock)
Led Zeppelin
Alice Cooper
Iron Maiden
Slayer
Arch Enemy
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
Another piece of shit spoof that just has riduculas characters, why not have real actors instead of fake actors playing as the actors like they were crazy ppl. Sma eas the X Men, why can't they get Ian McKellen playing Magneto instead some other old guy dressed up like it was a fucking halloween party.
Epic Movie is a piece of shit, bad stunt doubles like when the lion was fighting the witch it was some Asian kid. Jokes suck, too much breakdancing oh god it was like watching You got served but this sucks alot worst. And the scene where "Captian Jack Sparrow arrives" and the White Bitch would be wearing a Davey Jones mask and then starts another break dance. These jokes are unexplainable and unfunny. Don't watch it.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
A gay person who's more of a fag than most of the fags living in this world. Their sex is confusing to tell (wether its a guy or a chick), they like the things 1000000 out 1 ppl hate, and they show themselves on the internet.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
One of the most funniest and greatest internet ppl ever since the dance revolution thing. The Angry Video game nerd is a character played by James Rolfe, who reviews games from the 80s that are just god awful. He really helps you with what games you shouldn't play, even if it looks good to play, if he reviews them, it fucking sucks.
He.s funny, hes awsome, and so much better than that, emo fuck faggot of a fuck Chris Cock(suc)ker. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Shut up! If he only knew
He.s funny, hes awsome, and so much better than that, emo fuck faggot of a fuck Chris Cock(suc)ker. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Shut up! If he only knew
The Angry Video Game Nerd uses such hilarious words like, cockadookie and bullfuck, he would rather eat the rotten asshole of a skunk than play, wolly bear, he's got balls. Crocker is just balls, or ballsucker.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
A genre of rock bands that are different from being metal or being just an ordinary rock group. Another word for it would be alt rock.
Nu-Rock
Breaking Benjamin
Evenascene
RA
Chevelle
Authority Zero
Linkin Park (maybe)
Staind
Nickleback
Stone Temple Pilot
Three Day Grace
Godsmack
Foo Fighters
Creed
Our Lady Peace
Breaking Benjamin
Evenascene
RA
Chevelle
Authority Zero
Linkin Park (maybe)
Staind
Nickleback
Stone Temple Pilot
Three Day Grace
Godsmack
Foo Fighters
Creed
Our Lady Peace
by Alan Massacre April 17, 2009
Judas Priest is without a fucking doubt THEE Greatest Fucking Band ever! 5 guys with talent, You got K.K. Downing and Glenn Tipton, the twin guitarists, Ian Hill, the silent Bassiet, Scott Travis, The speed king, and Rob Halford, the Metal God. The genre is mixed with, Metal, Speed Metal, Hard Rock, and Classic! In 1993 Halford left the band and then returned 10 years later, what a moment in metal, anyways it was awsome. There back and the made another album just 3 years ago and right now there working on a new one and I'm so psyched of getting it. Judas Priest are legend. They saved metal's ass when punk was ruling the world, they threw aside what wasn't metal, and if you think thier done, You've Got Another Thing Coming!
Judas Priest made kick ass metal albums such as
British Steel
Screaming For Vengence
Sad Wings of Destiny
Sin After Sin
Hell Bent For Leather
Defenders of the Faith
Painkiller
Angel of Retribution
British Steel
Screaming For Vengence
Sad Wings of Destiny
Sin After Sin
Hell Bent For Leather
Defenders of the Faith
Painkiller
Angel of Retribution
by Alan Massacre April 17, 2008
A metal/metalcore band from the early 2000s. It's form by 4 members from Florida, though the lead singer was born in japan and moved to America. One of there influence is metallica and iron maiden.
There a pretty good band, even if it is different from the old days, I still consider it Metal. People who say it's not metal basiclly just can't relise shit can't stay the same, and that's something we can't change. If it's Metal it's Metal, not pussy rock you would hear from finger eleven and it's not fake metal like The Darkness. If you think Trivium is not metal then your just too old for their kind of Metal. I won't force you to like them, if you don't want to find but, the things you about them is not true, like " there not metal" or "posers" or that messed up word 14 years olds use " mallcore
There a pretty good band, even if it is different from the old days, I still consider it Metal. People who say it's not metal basiclly just can't relise shit can't stay the same, and that's something we can't change. If it's Metal it's Metal, not pussy rock you would hear from finger eleven and it's not fake metal like The Darkness. If you think Trivium is not metal then your just too old for their kind of Metal. I won't force you to like them, if you don't want to find but, the things you about them is not true, like " there not metal" or "posers" or that messed up word 14 years olds use " mallcore
Other bands rather than trivium
Unearth (metalcore)
Arch Enemy (Death Metal)
Lamb of God (Medelic Metal)
Killswitch Engage (Metalcore)
Unearth (metalcore)
Arch Enemy (Death Metal)
Lamb of God (Medelic Metal)
Killswitch Engage (Metalcore)
by Alan Massacre April 16, 2009