Alan Massacre's definitions
Another piece of shit spoof that just has riduculas characters, why not have real actors instead of fake actors playing as the actors like they were crazy ppl. Sma eas the X Men, why can't they get Ian McKellen playing Magneto instead some other old guy dressed up like it was a fucking halloween party.
Epic Movie is a piece of shit, bad stunt doubles like when the lion was fighting the witch it was some Asian kid. Jokes suck, too much breakdancing oh god it was like watching You got served but this sucks alot worst. And the scene where "Captian Jack Sparrow arrives" and the White Bitch would be wearing a Davey Jones mask and then starts another break dance. These jokes are unexplainable and unfunny. Don't watch it.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
Get the Epic Moviemug. A great series of book but most remembered as the 1939 film. Its one of the most cherish movies. Back in the 40s, grown ups would watch the movie just to get their minds of the war.
The Wizard of Oz has music, color and no color, munshkins, Good Witch, bad witch, and s crazy characters, A scarecrow with no brains, A Tin Man with no heart, and a Lion with no courage. A Wizard who can grant their wishes if a task is complete, and a rememberable line "There's no place like home". Cause home kicks ass.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
Get the The Wizard of Ozmug. Without a doubt the best trilogy. George Lucas really knew what he was doing way back then. I'm no nerd for star wars, but I'm judging that this is the best trilogy in years. It had heroes cause back in the 70's there would be movies with Anti heroes, And a badass villian. When I say Star Wars Episode 4 I say Star Wars 1 because its the first Star Wars of the series. No I'm not say Episode 1 or Episode 4, just Star Wars 1 or just Star Wars. The Prequal was not so great, though Episode 3 did good tying up the loose ends. Episode 2 was my least favorite cause it lacks of jedi fights and droid battle, there was like 4 or 5 battles in it. Episode 1 propably had the most let downs cause after about 16 years of no Star Wars, ppl were excited so see those credits rolling up the screen again on the Big Screen, but they didn't realised how much the movie pissed you off. So if you haven't seen the Star Wars Trilogy (The Classic Star Wars) go see them there great. You want to see the prequel (The New Star Wars) well go ahead and knock yourself out but don't expect anything perfect from Episode 2 and trust me after seeing these prequels, you well never see Darth Vader as the evil villian that would scare the shit out of you.
Star Wars review
Prequels
Episode 1: Not so good
Episode 2: Not even better than the 1 episode
Episode 3: A letter better than both of them
Trilogy
Episode 4: The Best Movie Ever
Episode 5: The Ending will make you shit your pants
Episode 6: The Best Conclusion for the Best trilogy
Prequels
Episode 1: Not so good
Episode 2: Not even better than the 1 episode
Episode 3: A letter better than both of them
Trilogy
Episode 4: The Best Movie Ever
Episode 5: The Ending will make you shit your pants
Episode 6: The Best Conclusion for the Best trilogy
by Alan Massacre April 16, 2008
Get the Star Warsmug. A genre of rock bands that are different from being metal or being just an ordinary rock group. Another word for it would be alt rock.
Nu-Rock
Breaking Benjamin
Evenascene
RA
Chevelle
Authority Zero
Linkin Park (maybe)
Staind
Nickleback
Stone Temple Pilot
Three Day Grace
Godsmack
Foo Fighters
Creed
Our Lady Peace
Breaking Benjamin
Evenascene
RA
Chevelle
Authority Zero
Linkin Park (maybe)
Staind
Nickleback
Stone Temple Pilot
Three Day Grace
Godsmack
Foo Fighters
Creed
Our Lady Peace
by Alan Massacre April 17, 2009
Get the Nu-Rockmug. Anything not so good is just getting ridiculisly popular by the fucking minute, like so many people like it but the truth is, it's not really all that great.
Jonas brothers (there only good cause too many girls like em, like nevermind the boys)
Batman Begins: I'm not saying its a bad movie, it's just that the villian in this movie couldn't been more better, like scarecrow couldn't got more screen time, camer shots are horrible too, I don't mean to mitpick
Hannah Montanna: The same as jonas brothers.
Anime: When making an animated music video, it's not regular animation, it's japanese animation (term Anime). i've seen too many of it, and it's really not great, it's just fucking weird, like pokemon.
High School Musical: There really is something wrong with disney today, it's a movie that just comepletely ignores the real high school life (drugs violence, sex) and just make a shit musical about it.
Kids are gonna get poison to it and sound shouting high school well be fun when only they would know that in 5 years later, they can get gang raped. High School Musical is a world not excist in our world, but in, some fantasy ass planet.
Hip Hop: No disrest intended, but why should it still be around, I'm mean it's just another genre that tries to wipe rock off the face of the earth which is never gonna happen, Disco tried but failed, punk tried but failed completely and now it turned it into sissy crying shit emo music. Most of the music today isn't even good, I don't wish for metal to get more attention cause then it well just get commercial friendly and metal well just be pop metal, again!
Family Guy: Personally I love Family Guy, I have nothing against it, but when it comes to comparing it to the simpsons, say like Simpsons or Family Guy, it just get ridiculas, it be like comparing the simpons to the flintstones. Family Guy would always take the vote because its more funnier than what the simpsons is now. The Simpsons has been around for more than any tv show around, (even the WWE, it'll just be different no matter how long it's been around) and they've done so much, yes they have been lossing there funny, a little, but why lose hope? Lets say Judas Priest, now it was 1986, they've been around for 12 years when they started, the turbo album was such a huge sellout, if that would've effect real hard, they would not be making albums in a while, thus they wouldn't release what would be there one of their greatest album, Painkiller. I think what I meant to say is the youtube video battles of Family Guy and The Simpsons is overated, it's just gonna lead the biggest, most annoying arguments to read.
Batman Begins: I'm not saying its a bad movie, it's just that the villian in this movie couldn't been more better, like scarecrow couldn't got more screen time, camer shots are horrible too, I don't mean to mitpick
Hannah Montanna: The same as jonas brothers.
Anime: When making an animated music video, it's not regular animation, it's japanese animation (term Anime). i've seen too many of it, and it's really not great, it's just fucking weird, like pokemon.
High School Musical: There really is something wrong with disney today, it's a movie that just comepletely ignores the real high school life (drugs violence, sex) and just make a shit musical about it.
Kids are gonna get poison to it and sound shouting high school well be fun when only they would know that in 5 years later, they can get gang raped. High School Musical is a world not excist in our world, but in, some fantasy ass planet.
Hip Hop: No disrest intended, but why should it still be around, I'm mean it's just another genre that tries to wipe rock off the face of the earth which is never gonna happen, Disco tried but failed, punk tried but failed completely and now it turned it into sissy crying shit emo music. Most of the music today isn't even good, I don't wish for metal to get more attention cause then it well just get commercial friendly and metal well just be pop metal, again!
Family Guy: Personally I love Family Guy, I have nothing against it, but when it comes to comparing it to the simpsons, say like Simpsons or Family Guy, it just get ridiculas, it be like comparing the simpons to the flintstones. Family Guy would always take the vote because its more funnier than what the simpsons is now. The Simpsons has been around for more than any tv show around, (even the WWE, it'll just be different no matter how long it's been around) and they've done so much, yes they have been lossing there funny, a little, but why lose hope? Lets say Judas Priest, now it was 1986, they've been around for 12 years when they started, the turbo album was such a huge sellout, if that would've effect real hard, they would not be making albums in a while, thus they wouldn't release what would be there one of their greatest album, Painkiller. I think what I meant to say is the youtube video battles of Family Guy and The Simpsons is overated, it's just gonna lead the biggest, most annoying arguments to read.
by Alan Massacre April 13, 2009
Get the Overatedmug. Re defining a word you wrote a defenition of. I don't know anywhere you can edit your defenition, I'm a beginner, so this is something for beginners until they figure it out.
Because I didn't like how in my nu metal def that I put in Limp Bizkit as an example of nu metal, so I'll write a re-defenition/or red-define about it.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2009
Get the re-defenitionmug. A gay person who's more of a fag than most of the fags living in this world. Their sex is confusing to tell (wether its a guy or a chick), they like the things 1000000 out 1 ppl hate, and they show themselves on the internet.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
Get the Faggatormug.