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Definitions by Alan Massacre

Jonas Brothers 

I'm sure you all heard it before, so I'll just listen and see what I think.
*Listens too Jonas Brothers S.O.S*

10 seconds later

*shooting at the radio*

*manics in bed*
Jonas Brothers by Alan Massacre April 13, 2009

Overated 

Anything not so good is just getting ridiculisly popular by the fucking minute, like so many people like it but the truth is, it's not really all that great.
Jonas brothers (there only good cause too many girls like em, like nevermind the boys)

Batman Begins: I'm not saying its a bad movie, it's just that the villian in this movie couldn't been more better, like scarecrow couldn't got more screen time, camer shots are horrible too, I don't mean to mitpick

Hannah Montanna: The same as jonas brothers.

Anime: When making an animated music video, it's not regular animation, it's japanese animation (term Anime). i've seen too many of it, and it's really not great, it's just fucking weird, like pokemon.

High School Musical: There really is something wrong with disney today, it's a movie that just comepletely ignores the real high school life (drugs violence, sex) and just make a shit musical about it.
Kids are gonna get poison to it and sound shouting high school well be fun when only they would know that in 5 years later, they can get gang raped. High School Musical is a world not excist in our world, but in, some fantasy ass planet.

Hip Hop: No disrest intended, but why should it still be around, I'm mean it's just another genre that tries to wipe rock off the face of the earth which is never gonna happen, Disco tried but failed, punk tried but failed completely and now it turned it into sissy crying shit emo music. Most of the music today isn't even good, I don't wish for metal to get more attention cause then it well just get commercial friendly and metal well just be pop metal, again!

Family Guy: Personally I love Family Guy, I have nothing against it, but when it comes to comparing it to the simpsons, say like Simpsons or Family Guy, it just get ridiculas, it be like comparing the simpons to the flintstones. Family Guy would always take the vote because its more funnier than what the simpsons is now. The Simpsons has been around for more than any tv show around, (even the WWE, it'll just be different no matter how long it's been around) and they've done so much, yes they have been lossing there funny, a little, but why lose hope? Lets say Judas Priest, now it was 1986, they've been around for 12 years when they started, the turbo album was such a huge sellout, if that would've effect real hard, they would not be making albums in a while, thus they wouldn't release what would be there one of their greatest album, Painkiller. I think what I meant to say is the youtube video battles of Family Guy and The Simpsons is overated, it's just gonna lead the biggest, most annoying arguments to read.
Overated by Alan Massacre April 13, 2009

Judas Priest

Judas Priest is without a fucking doubt THEE Greatest Fucking Band ever! 5 guys with talent, You got K.K. Downing and Glenn Tipton, the twin guitarists, Ian Hill, the silent Bassiet, Scott Travis, The speed king, and Rob Halford, the Metal God. The genre is mixed with, Metal, Speed Metal, Hard Rock, and Classic! In 1993 Halford left the band and then returned 10 years later, what a moment in metal, anyways it was awsome. There back and the made another album just 3 years ago and right now there working on a new one and I'm so psyched of getting it. Judas Priest are legend. They saved metal's ass when punk was ruling the world, they threw aside what wasn't metal, and if you think thier done, You've Got Another Thing Coming!
Judas Priest made kick ass metal albums such as
British Steel
Screaming For Vengence
Sad Wings of Destiny
Sin After Sin
Hell Bent For Leather
Defenders of the Faith
Painkiller
Angel of Retribution
Judas Priest by Alan Massacre April 17, 2008

Star Wars 

Without a doubt the best trilogy. George Lucas really knew what he was doing way back then. I'm no nerd for star wars, but I'm judging that this is the best trilogy in years. It had heroes cause back in the 70's there would be movies with Anti heroes, And a badass villian. When I say Star Wars Episode 4 I say Star Wars 1 because its the first Star Wars of the series. No I'm not say Episode 1 or Episode 4, just Star Wars 1 or just Star Wars. The Prequal was not so great, though Episode 3 did good tying up the loose ends. Episode 2 was my least favorite cause it lacks of jedi fights and droid battle, there was like 4 or 5 battles in it. Episode 1 propably had the most let downs cause after about 16 years of no Star Wars, ppl were excited so see those credits rolling up the screen again on the Big Screen, but they didn't realised how much the movie pissed you off. So if you haven't seen the Star Wars Trilogy (The Classic Star Wars) go see them there great. You want to see the prequel (The New Star Wars) well go ahead and knock yourself out but don't expect anything perfect from Episode 2 and trust me after seeing these prequels, you well never see Darth Vader as the evil villian that would scare the shit out of you.
Star Wars review
Prequels
Episode 1: Not so good
Episode 2: Not even better than the 1 episode
Episode 3: A letter better than both of them

Trilogy
Episode 4: The Best Movie Ever
Episode 5: The Ending will make you shit your pants
Episode 6: The Best Conclusion for the Best trilogy
Star Wars by Alan Massacre April 16, 2008
You got the balls to do anything. You say "Fuck you" To death's face. You can sarcasticly scared "ooh I'm really fucking scared".
That dudes got bravery from both a lion and a bull.
Bravery by Alan Massacre April 16, 2008

Nu Metal 

Well it all started when Anthrax teamed with Public Enemy with there song Bring the Noize in my opinion started the nu metal genre. Its a combination of rap and metal, probably not a very good idea from what I read. It may not be real metal, but it's better than regular rap, with guitars. Not a fan of it, but a few bands I don't have a problem with, Slipknot, Disturded, System of a down, Kittie. They may not be metal in you opinion, but there are talented.
Slipknot
Korn (My Least Favorite)
Limp Bizkit (My Least Favorite)
Race Against the Machine
Don't even say Linkin Part is nu metal, don't even call em tru metal.
Nu Metal by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008

Heavy Metal 

Heavy Metal is a great Genre. It all started in the 60s where The Kinks "You really got me" showed a perfect example of a metal riff, And steppenwolf said the perfect name for the genre in the lyrics "Heavy Metal Thunder" in the song Born to be wild (though the word thunder never made it)It was created by the legendary greats Black Sabbath in 1970. When Tony lost his fingers tips he thought he would never play again but when you replace them with plastic covers he made monster riffs never imagined to be loved forever. Heavy Metal is characterize with Rock n Roll, BluesRock, Hard Rock, and Psychedelic rock. BANds like Judas Priest, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Dream Theater are really perfect examples of true heavy metal.
In the late 70s, Metal was losing populartiy cause of such "music" such as Punk which ran in the UK, and Disco, whci ran in the US. Punk was just banging motes and making all these noices, disco would just piss you off but it died out easily (waiting for hip hop to do the same). But in 1980, Metal was brought back to live and it's rescuer's were none other than 5 men with one name, Judas Priest.
Heavy Metal
Judas Priest
Metallica
AC/DC (Mostly rock)
Led Zeppelin
Alice Cooper
Iron Maiden
Slayer
Arch Enemy
Heavy Metal by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008