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Another piece of shit spoof that just has riduculas characters, why not have real actors instead of fake actors playing as the actors like they were crazy ppl. Sma eas the X Men, why can't they get Ian McKellen playing Magneto instead some other old guy dressed up like it was a fucking halloween party.
Epic Movie is a piece of shit, bad stunt doubles like when the lion was fighting the witch it was some Asian kid. Jokes suck, too much breakdancing oh god it was like watching You got served but this sucks alot worst. And the scene where "Captian Jack Sparrow arrives" and the White Bitch would be wearing a Davey Jones mask and then starts another break dance. These jokes are unexplainable and unfunny. Don't watch it.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
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There a pretty good band, even if it is different from the old days, I still consider it Metal. People who say it's not metal basiclly just can't relise shit can't stay the same, and that's something we can't change. If it's Metal it's Metal, not pussy rock you would hear from finger eleven and it's not fake metal like The Darkness. If you think Trivium is not metal then your just too old for their kind of Metal. I won't force you to like them, if you don't want to find but, the things you about them is not true, like " there not metal" or "posers" or that messed up word 14 years olds use " mallcore
There a pretty good band, even if it is different from the old days, I still consider it Metal. People who say it's not metal basiclly just can't relise shit can't stay the same, and that's something we can't change. If it's Metal it's Metal, not pussy rock you would hear from finger eleven and it's not fake metal like The Darkness. If you think Trivium is not metal then your just too old for their kind of Metal. I won't force you to like them, if you don't want to find but, the things you about them is not true, like " there not metal" or "posers" or that messed up word 14 years olds use " mallcore
Other bands rather than trivium
Unearth (metalcore)
Arch Enemy (Death Metal)
Lamb of God (Medelic Metal)
Killswitch Engage (Metalcore)
Unearth (metalcore)
Arch Enemy (Death Metal)
Lamb of God (Medelic Metal)
Killswitch Engage (Metalcore)
by Alan Massacre April 16, 2009
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He.s funny, hes awsome, and so much better than that, emo fuck faggot of a fuck Chris Cock(suc)ker. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Shut up! If he only knew
He.s funny, hes awsome, and so much better than that, emo fuck faggot of a fuck Chris Cock(suc)ker. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Shut up! If he only knew
The Angry Video Game Nerd uses such hilarious words like, cockadookie and bullfuck, he would rather eat the rotten asshole of a skunk than play, wolly bear, he's got balls. Crocker is just balls, or ballsucker.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
Get the The Angry Video Game Nerd mug.My re-defenition of this shit is it's ANOTHER FUCKING TEEN POP Group with three guys that are brothers. No it's not the Hansons, it's the Jonas Brothers. I don't mind looking good but there music talent is awful, when joe sings, it sound like he's forcing his voice too much, like he's actually (and I'll laugh if it's true) trying to be a rocker. Nick is also just an uninteresting guitarist (a reason why other boy bands don't use instruments)
The fangirls are just as worst (maybe more than) It's like you just wanna hurt the jonas and just kill their fans. Any girl would just use lousy shit like "you jealous" I don't need Disney to waste my time just to be famous, dumb bitch! they're famous no thinks to Disney that itself is really going sown the drain. Most of them just say they're hot and not even talk about they're music talent (a good way to tell they don't have any) it's like they just watch a jonas brothers video on mute.
Becuase of these fucks, they hate I once had against Hip Hop is gone.
They also fuck up classics like Kids of America, no wait it's now called "Kids of the Future"
The fangirls are just as worst (maybe more than) It's like you just wanna hurt the jonas and just kill their fans. Any girl would just use lousy shit like "you jealous" I don't need Disney to waste my time just to be famous, dumb bitch! they're famous no thinks to Disney that itself is really going sown the drain. Most of them just say they're hot and not even talk about they're music talent (a good way to tell they don't have any) it's like they just watch a jonas brothers video on mute.
Becuase of these fucks, they hate I once had against Hip Hop is gone.
They also fuck up classics like Kids of America, no wait it's now called "Kids of the Future"
person 1: What's with you!
person 2: the worst 3 minuets I had was a 3 member group no music talent at all and my ears are hurting.
person 1: Jonas Brothers?
Person 2: yes, please kill me
person 2: the worst 3 minuets I had was a 3 member group no music talent at all and my ears are hurting.
person 1: Jonas Brothers?
Person 2: yes, please kill me
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.according to them they say it's metal music played in the "MALL" calling it mallcore. It makes no sence and it's just some ol bullshit to pass around other generations of kids, making them look like retards.
by Alan Massacre April 16, 2009
Get the mallcore mug.You got the balls to do anything. You say "Fuck you" To death's face. You can sarcasticly scared "ooh I'm really fucking scared".
by Alan Massacre April 16, 2008
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Jonas brothers (there only good cause too many girls like em, like nevermind the boys)
Batman Begins: I'm not saying its a bad movie, it's just that the villian in this movie couldn't been more better, like scarecrow couldn't got more screen time, camer shots are horrible too, I don't mean to mitpick
Hannah Montanna: The same as jonas brothers.
Anime: When making an animated music video, it's not regular animation, it's japanese animation (term Anime). i've seen too many of it, and it's really not great, it's just fucking weird, like pokemon.
High School Musical: There really is something wrong with disney today, it's a movie that just comepletely ignores the real high school life (drugs violence, sex) and just make a shit musical about it.
Kids are gonna get poison to it and sound shouting high school well be fun when only they would know that in 5 years later, they can get gang raped. High School Musical is a world not excist in our world, but in, some fantasy ass planet.
Hip Hop: No disrest intended, but why should it still be around, I'm mean it's just another genre that tries to wipe rock off the face of the earth which is never gonna happen, Disco tried but failed, punk tried but failed completely and now it turned it into sissy crying shit emo music. Most of the music today isn't even good, I don't wish for metal to get more attention cause then it well just get commercial friendly and metal well just be pop metal, again!
Family Guy: Personally I love Family Guy, I have nothing against it, but when it comes to comparing it to the simpsons, say like Simpsons or Family Guy, it just get ridiculas, it be like comparing the simpons to the flintstones. Family Guy would always take the vote because its more funnier than what the simpsons is now. The Simpsons has been around for more than any tv show around, (even the WWE, it'll just be different no matter how long it's been around) and they've done so much, yes they have been lossing there funny, a little, but why lose hope? Lets say Judas Priest, now it was 1986, they've been around for 12 years when they started, the turbo album was such a huge sellout, if that would've effect real hard, they would not be making albums in a while, thus they wouldn't release what would be there one of their greatest album, Painkiller. I think what I meant to say is the youtube video battles of Family Guy and The Simpsons is overated, it's just gonna lead the biggest, most annoying arguments to read.
Batman Begins: I'm not saying its a bad movie, it's just that the villian in this movie couldn't been more better, like scarecrow couldn't got more screen time, camer shots are horrible too, I don't mean to mitpick
Hannah Montanna: The same as jonas brothers.
Anime: When making an animated music video, it's not regular animation, it's japanese animation (term Anime). i've seen too many of it, and it's really not great, it's just fucking weird, like pokemon.
High School Musical: There really is something wrong with disney today, it's a movie that just comepletely ignores the real high school life (drugs violence, sex) and just make a shit musical about it.
Kids are gonna get poison to it and sound shouting high school well be fun when only they would know that in 5 years later, they can get gang raped. High School Musical is a world not excist in our world, but in, some fantasy ass planet.
Hip Hop: No disrest intended, but why should it still be around, I'm mean it's just another genre that tries to wipe rock off the face of the earth which is never gonna happen, Disco tried but failed, punk tried but failed completely and now it turned it into sissy crying shit emo music. Most of the music today isn't even good, I don't wish for metal to get more attention cause then it well just get commercial friendly and metal well just be pop metal, again!
Family Guy: Personally I love Family Guy, I have nothing against it, but when it comes to comparing it to the simpsons, say like Simpsons or Family Guy, it just get ridiculas, it be like comparing the simpons to the flintstones. Family Guy would always take the vote because its more funnier than what the simpsons is now. The Simpsons has been around for more than any tv show around, (even the WWE, it'll just be different no matter how long it's been around) and they've done so much, yes they have been lossing there funny, a little, but why lose hope? Lets say Judas Priest, now it was 1986, they've been around for 12 years when they started, the turbo album was such a huge sellout, if that would've effect real hard, they would not be making albums in a while, thus they wouldn't release what would be there one of their greatest album, Painkiller. I think what I meant to say is the youtube video battles of Family Guy and The Simpsons is overated, it's just gonna lead the biggest, most annoying arguments to read.
by Alan Massacre April 13, 2009
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