Alan Massacre's definitions

Nu Metal

Well it all started when Anthrax teamed with Public Enemy with there song Bring the Noize in my opinion started the nu metal genre. Its a combination of rap and metal, probably not a very good idea from what I read. It may not be real metal, but it's better than regular rap, with guitars. Not a fan of it, but a few bands I don't have a problem with, Slipknot, Disturded, System of a down, Kittie. They may not be metal in you opinion, but there are talented.

Slipknot
Korn (My Least Favorite)
Limp Bizkit (My Least Favorite)
Race Against the Machine
Don't even say Linkin Part is nu metal, don't even call em tru metal.

by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008

Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal is a great Genre. It all started in the 60s where The Kinks "You really got me" showed a perfect example of a metal riff, And steppenwolf said the perfect name for the genre in the lyrics "Heavy Metal Thunder" in the song Born to be wild (though the word thunder never made it)It was created by the legendary greats Black Sabbath in 1970. When Tony lost his fingers tips he thought he would never play again but when you replace them with plastic covers he made monster riffs never imagined to be loved forever. Heavy Metal is characterize with Rock n Roll, BluesRock, Hard Rock, and Psychedelic rock. BANds like Judas Priest, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Dream Theater are really perfect examples of true heavy metal.
In the late 70s, Metal was losing populartiy cause of such "music" such as Punk which ran in the UK, and Disco, whci ran in the US. Punk was just banging motes and making all these noices, disco would just piss you off but it died out easily (waiting for hip hop to do the same). But in 1980, Metal was brought back to live and it's rescuer's were none other than 5 men with one name, Judas Priest.

Heavy Metal
Judas Priest
Metallica
AC/DC (Mostly rock)
Led Zeppelin
Alice Cooper
Iron Maiden
Slayer
Arch Enemy

by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008

The Angry Video Game Nerd

One of the most funniest and greatest internet ppl ever since the dance revolution thing. The Angry Video game nerd is a character played by James Rolfe, who reviews games from the 80s that are just god awful. He really helps you with what games you shouldn't play, even if it looks good to play, if he reviews them, it fucking sucks.
He.s funny, hes awsome, and so much better than that, emo fuck faggot of a fuck Chris Cock(suc)ker. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Shut up! If he only knew

The Angry Video Game Nerd uses such hilarious words like, cockadookie and bullfuck, he would rather eat the rotten asshole of a skunk than play, wolly bear, he's got balls. Crocker is just balls, or ballsucker.

by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008

Epic Movie

Another piece of shit spoof that just has riduculas characters, why not have real actors instead of fake actors playing as the actors like they were crazy ppl. Sma eas the X Men, why can't they get Ian McKellen playing Magneto instead some other old guy dressed up like it was a fucking halloween party.

Epic Movie is a piece of shit, bad stunt doubles like when the lion was fighting the witch it was some Asian kid. Jokes suck, too much breakdancing oh god it was like watching You got served but this sucks alot worst. And the scene where "Captian Jack Sparrow arrives" and the White Bitch would be wearing a Davey Jones mask and then starts another break dance. These jokes are unexplainable and unfunny. Don't watch it.

by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008

The Wizard of Oz

A great series of book but most remembered as the 1939 film. Its one of the most cherish movies. Back in the 40s, grown ups would watch the movie just to get their minds of the war.

The Wizard of Oz has music, color and no color, munshkins, Good Witch, bad witch, and s crazy characters, A scarecrow with no brains, A Tin Man with no heart, and a Lion with no courage. A Wizard who can grant their wishes if a task is complete, and a rememberable line "There's no place like home". Cause home kicks ass.

by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008

Faggator

A gay person who's more of a fag than most of the fags living in this world. Their sex is confusing to tell (wether its a guy or a chick), they like the things 1000000 out 1 ppl hate, and they show themselves on the internet.

A perfect example of a faggator, is Chris Crocker.

by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008

Star Wars

Without a doubt the best trilogy. George Lucas really knew what he was doing way back then. I'm no nerd for star wars, but I'm judging that this is the best trilogy in years. It had heroes cause back in the 70's there would be movies with Anti heroes, And a badass villian. When I say Star Wars Episode 4 I say Star Wars 1 because its the first Star Wars of the series. No I'm not say Episode 1 or Episode 4, just Star Wars 1 or just Star Wars. The Prequal was not so great, though Episode 3 did good tying up the loose ends. Episode 2 was my least favorite cause it lacks of jedi fights and droid battle, there was like 4 or 5 battles in it. Episode 1 propably had the most let downs cause after about 16 years of no Star Wars, ppl were excited so see those credits rolling up the screen again on the Big Screen, but they didn't realised how much the movie pissed you off. So if you haven't seen the Star Wars Trilogy (The Classic Star Wars) go see them there great. You want to see the prequel (The New Star Wars) well go ahead and knock yourself out but don't expect anything perfect from Episode 2 and trust me after seeing these prequels, you well never see Darth Vader as the evil villian that would scare the shit out of you.

Star Wars review
Prequels
Episode 1: Not so good
Episode 2: Not even better than the 1 episode
Episode 3: A letter better than both of them

Trilogy
Episode 4: The Best Movie Ever
Episode 5: The Ending will make you shit your pants
Episode 6: The Best Conclusion for the Best trilogy

by Alan Massacre April 16, 2008