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by Alan Massacre April 13, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. My re-defenition of this shit is it's ANOTHER FUCKING TEEN POP Group with three guys that are brothers. No it's not the Hansons, it's the Jonas Brothers. I don't mind looking good but there music talent is awful, when joe sings, it sound like he's forcing his voice too much, like he's actually (and I'll laugh if it's true) trying to be a rocker. Nick is also just an uninteresting guitarist (a reason why other boy bands don't use instruments)
The fangirls are just as worst (maybe more than) It's like you just wanna hurt the jonas and just kill their fans. Any girl would just use lousy shit like "you jealous" I don't need Disney to waste my time just to be famous, dumb bitch! they're famous no thinks to Disney that itself is really going sown the drain. Most of them just say they're hot and not even talk about they're music talent (a good way to tell they don't have any) it's like they just watch a jonas brothers video on mute.
Becuase of these fucks, they hate I once had against Hip Hop is gone.
They also fuck up classics like Kids of America, no wait it's now called "Kids of the Future"
The fangirls are just as worst (maybe more than) It's like you just wanna hurt the jonas and just kill their fans. Any girl would just use lousy shit like "you jealous" I don't need Disney to waste my time just to be famous, dumb bitch! they're famous no thinks to Disney that itself is really going sown the drain. Most of them just say they're hot and not even talk about they're music talent (a good way to tell they don't have any) it's like they just watch a jonas brothers video on mute.
Becuase of these fucks, they hate I once had against Hip Hop is gone.
They also fuck up classics like Kids of America, no wait it's now called "Kids of the Future"
person 1: What's with you!
person 2: the worst 3 minuets I had was a 3 member group no music talent at all and my ears are hurting.
person 1: Jonas Brothers?
Person 2: yes, please kill me
person 2: the worst 3 minuets I had was a 3 member group no music talent at all and my ears are hurting.
person 1: Jonas Brothers?
Person 2: yes, please kill me
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. according to them they say it's metal music played in the "MALL" calling it mallcore. It makes no sence and it's just some ol bullshit to pass around other generations of kids, making them look like retards.
by Alan Massacre April 16, 2009
Get the mallcoremug. A great series of book but most remembered as the 1939 film. Its one of the most cherish movies. Back in the 40s, grown ups would watch the movie just to get their minds of the war.
The Wizard of Oz has music, color and no color, munshkins, Good Witch, bad witch, and s crazy characters, A scarecrow with no brains, A Tin Man with no heart, and a Lion with no courage. A Wizard who can grant their wishes if a task is complete, and a rememberable line "There's no place like home". Cause home kicks ass.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
Get the The Wizard of Ozmug. A metal/metalcore band from the early 2000s. It's form by 4 members from Florida, though the lead singer was born in japan and moved to America. One of there influence is metallica and iron maiden.
There a pretty good band, even if it is different from the old days, I still consider it Metal. People who say it's not metal basiclly just can't relise shit can't stay the same, and that's something we can't change. If it's Metal it's Metal, not pussy rock you would hear from finger eleven and it's not fake metal like The Darkness. If you think Trivium is not metal then your just too old for their kind of Metal. I won't force you to like them, if you don't want to find but, the things you about them is not true, like " there not metal" or "posers" or that messed up word 14 years olds use " mallcore
There a pretty good band, even if it is different from the old days, I still consider it Metal. People who say it's not metal basiclly just can't relise shit can't stay the same, and that's something we can't change. If it's Metal it's Metal, not pussy rock you would hear from finger eleven and it's not fake metal like The Darkness. If you think Trivium is not metal then your just too old for their kind of Metal. I won't force you to like them, if you don't want to find but, the things you about them is not true, like " there not metal" or "posers" or that messed up word 14 years olds use " mallcore
Other bands rather than trivium
Unearth (metalcore)
Arch Enemy (Death Metal)
Lamb of God (Medelic Metal)
Killswitch Engage (Metalcore)
Unearth (metalcore)
Arch Enemy (Death Metal)
Lamb of God (Medelic Metal)
Killswitch Engage (Metalcore)
by Alan Massacre April 16, 2009
Get the Triviummug. Judas Priest is without a fucking doubt THEE Greatest Fucking Band ever! 5 guys with talent, You got K.K. Downing and Glenn Tipton, the twin guitarists, Ian Hill, the silent Bassiet, Scott Travis, The speed king, and Rob Halford, the Metal God. The genre is mixed with, Metal, Speed Metal, Hard Rock, and Classic! In 1993 Halford left the band and then returned 10 years later, what a moment in metal, anyways it was awsome. There back and the made another album just 3 years ago and right now there working on a new one and I'm so psyched of getting it. Judas Priest are legend. They saved metal's ass when punk was ruling the world, they threw aside what wasn't metal, and if you think thier done, You've Got Another Thing Coming!
Judas Priest made kick ass metal albums such as
British Steel
Screaming For Vengence
Sad Wings of Destiny
Sin After Sin
Hell Bent For Leather
Defenders of the Faith
Painkiller
Angel of Retribution
British Steel
Screaming For Vengence
Sad Wings of Destiny
Sin After Sin
Hell Bent For Leather
Defenders of the Faith
Painkiller
Angel of Retribution
by Alan Massacre April 17, 2008
Get the Judas Priestmug. music with an orignal rock sound that people considered Metal. It can be hard rock and heavy but in some oppinions, they don't fit as metal.
Non Metal
Led Zeppelin (some of there work are metal, but there mostly a hard rock band)
AC/DC
Aerosmith
KISS (70's) in the 80's they were just glam metal
Late 60's bands like Iron Butterfly, Cream, Stepponwolf (though they did help create metal but I still don't consider them metal)
Guns n Roses (after the Appetite for Destruction Album)
Limp Bizkit (terrible example of nu metal as well)
Wolfmother
Evenascene
Rush
Kid Rock (actually, he's mostly anything, rock, rap, country)
Staind
Alice Cooper (70's)
Nu Metal on the other hand, I'm not gonna abuse it saying sucks "JUST BECAUSE IT'S NOT METAl" I'm not ignorant so I don't think it sucks, It is metal BUT, it is very very different, yes it's the opposite of what metal is but, back in the late 60's rock n roll was opposite to what rock n roll sounded like in the 50's and people loved it. Things can't always sound the same, they change and I (don't mean to brag) as a fair person am welling to except that. Go ahead, call me not metal, but I know Priest more than you do.
Led Zeppelin (some of there work are metal, but there mostly a hard rock band)
AC/DC
Aerosmith
KISS (70's) in the 80's they were just glam metal
Late 60's bands like Iron Butterfly, Cream, Stepponwolf (though they did help create metal but I still don't consider them metal)
Guns n Roses (after the Appetite for Destruction Album)
Limp Bizkit (terrible example of nu metal as well)
Wolfmother
Evenascene
Rush
Kid Rock (actually, he's mostly anything, rock, rap, country)
Staind
Alice Cooper (70's)
Nu Metal on the other hand, I'm not gonna abuse it saying sucks "JUST BECAUSE IT'S NOT METAl" I'm not ignorant so I don't think it sucks, It is metal BUT, it is very very different, yes it's the opposite of what metal is but, back in the late 60's rock n roll was opposite to what rock n roll sounded like in the 50's and people loved it. Things can't always sound the same, they change and I (don't mean to brag) as a fair person am welling to except that. Go ahead, call me not metal, but I know Priest more than you do.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2009
Get the Non Metalmug.