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Chuck Berry

The !FUCKING! grandfather of Rock n Roll!

He's guitarist, influence by millions! lot of great bands influenced him, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Aerosmith, The Rolling stones. He's famous for his song "Johnny. B Goode", yah you could say that's nothing, but many people bought that single and loved it, and it got him famous and well known.

Suprisingly he's still alive, 82 years old, so I wish to meet him someday before he leaves us.

You want my oponion? If chuck berry didn't got up and play that guitar, rock n roll would never sound like what it sould be and real good music would not excist!
Beatles member John Lennon once said
"If you can give Rock n Roll another name, it would have to be "Chuck Berry"

frankly that's all I kept saying.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2009
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re-defenition

Re defining a word you wrote a defenition of. I don't know anywhere you can edit your defenition, I'm a beginner, so this is something for beginners until they figure it out.
Because I didn't like how in my nu metal def that I put in Limp Bizkit as an example of nu metal, so I'll write a re-defenition/or red-define about it.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2009
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Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal is a great Genre. It all started in the 60s where The Kinks "You really got me" showed a perfect example of a metal riff, And steppenwolf said the perfect name for the genre in the lyrics "Heavy Metal Thunder" in the song Born to be wild (though the word thunder never made it)It was created by the legendary greats Black Sabbath in 1970. When Tony lost his fingers tips he thought he would never play again but when you replace them with plastic covers he made monster riffs never imagined to be loved forever. Heavy Metal is characterize with Rock n Roll, BluesRock, Hard Rock, and Psychedelic rock. BANds like Judas Priest, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Dream Theater are really perfect examples of true heavy metal.
In the late 70s, Metal was losing populartiy cause of such "music" such as Punk which ran in the UK, and Disco, whci ran in the US. Punk was just banging motes and making all these noices, disco would just piss you off but it died out easily (waiting for hip hop to do the same). But in 1980, Metal was brought back to live and it's rescuer's were none other than 5 men with one name, Judas Priest.
Heavy Metal
Judas Priest
Metallica
AC/DC (Mostly rock)
Led Zeppelin
Alice Cooper
Iron Maiden
Slayer
Arch Enemy
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
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The Wizard of Oz

A great series of book but most remembered as the 1939 film. Its one of the most cherish movies. Back in the 40s, grown ups would watch the movie just to get their minds of the war.
The Wizard of Oz has music, color and no color, munshkins, Good Witch, bad witch, and s crazy characters, A scarecrow with no brains, A Tin Man with no heart, and a Lion with no courage. A Wizard who can grant their wishes if a task is complete, and a rememberable line "There's no place like home". Cause home kicks ass.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
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Epic Movie

Another piece of shit spoof that just has riduculas characters, why not have real actors instead of fake actors playing as the actors like they were crazy ppl. Sma eas the X Men, why can't they get Ian McKellen playing Magneto instead some other old guy dressed up like it was a fucking halloween party.
Epic Movie is a piece of shit, bad stunt doubles like when the lion was fighting the witch it was some Asian kid. Jokes suck, too much breakdancing oh god it was like watching You got served but this sucks alot worst. And the scene where "Captian Jack Sparrow arrives" and the White Bitch would be wearing a Davey Jones mask and then starts another break dance. These jokes are unexplainable and unfunny. Don't watch it.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

I'm sure you all heard it before, so I'll just listen and see what I think.
*Listens too Jonas Brothers S.O.S*

10 seconds later

*shooting at the radio*

*manics in bed*
by Alan Massacre April 13, 2009
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Judas Priest

Judas Priest is without a fucking doubt THEE Greatest Fucking Band ever! 5 guys with talent, You got K.K. Downing and Glenn Tipton, the twin guitarists, Ian Hill, the silent Bassiet, Scott Travis, The speed king, and Rob Halford, the Metal God. The genre is mixed with, Metal, Speed Metal, Hard Rock, and Classic! In 1993 Halford left the band and then returned 10 years later, what a moment in metal, anyways it was awsome. There back and the made another album just 3 years ago and right now there working on a new one and I'm so psyched of getting it. Judas Priest are legend. They saved metal's ass when punk was ruling the world, they threw aside what wasn't metal, and if you think thier done, You've Got Another Thing Coming!
Judas Priest made kick ass metal albums such as
British Steel
Screaming For Vengence
Sad Wings of Destiny
Sin After Sin
Hell Bent For Leather
Defenders of the Faith
Painkiller
Angel of Retribution
by Alan Massacre April 17, 2008
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