clitty clinger

The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.
He trailed along behind her and waited at the bathroom door.
by Alan October 01, 2004
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louwtjie

aka satan's little helper - the guy in the red suit that always sits on your shoulder and whispers no-good in your ear.
jesus. you look like shit.
yeah. louwtjie stoppped by with a gram and it all went pear-shaped. what day is it?
thursday.
fuck.
by alan June 14, 2004
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viper

1930's term for a person who smoked weed. So called for the hissing noise produced by the joint when smoked.
the viper dreamed about a reefer 10 feet long
by Alan June 04, 2004
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gynormous loser

People named Nikki or called Nikki or something to that sort.
I was talkin to this chick Nikki and she was such a gynormous loser.
by alan January 02, 2005
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frandom

Like "Random" only with an "f" at the start.
What the funk, that was frandom.
by Alan May 16, 2005
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Colon Joe

a retarded kid that smells like racid shit
god damn u smell like colon joe
by alan April 20, 2005
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nnud

a 300 pound fat kid whos breath smells like colon joe
by Alan April 22, 2005
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