Al Berich's definitions

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

Excess gas behind my turd turned a simple bare-ass fart into projectile flatus.

by Al Berich December 9, 2018

Projectile diarrhea

An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.

Alice, don't come in yet -- I still need to flush my projectile diarrhea off the bowl!

by Al Berich October 21, 2018

Surprise

A lumpy fart.

Ralph, I just had a surprise and need to change my underwear.

by Al Berich October 22, 2018

turn in the barrel

Assigned place in a sequence of participants, usually for a nasty task.

Manure needs to be shoveled out of the stable every day -- if it's Thursday it's my turn in the barrel.

by Al Berich July 8, 2018

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.

by Al Berich January 21, 2019

sui-generous

Giving freely (generous) to oneself (sui, as in suicide). Not exactly selfish, but close.

When he brought in the dessert tray, he immediately grabbed the first piece for himself. So sui-generous!

by Al Berich October 6, 2018

country minute

How long it takes flies to invade a picnic. Not as long it takes the car behind you to honk when the light turns green in New York.

Billy: Bob, you snarfed down that corn dog in a country minute!
Bob: Yeah, I wanted to keep the mustard off my shirt.

by Al Berich January 27, 2018