turn in the barrel

Assigned place in a sequence of participants, usually for a nasty task.

Manure needs to be shoveled out of the stable every day -- if it's Thursday it's my turn in the barrel.

by Al Berich July 08, 2018

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sui-generous

Giving freely (generous) to oneself (sui, as in suicide). Not exactly selfish, but close.

When he brought in the dessert tray, he immediately grabbed the first piece for himself. So sui-generous!

by Al Berich October 06, 2018

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How long it takes flies to invade a picnic. Not as long it takes the car behind you to honk when the light turns green in New York.

Billy: Bob, you snarfed down that corn dog in a country minute!
Bob: Yeah, I wanted to keep the mustard off my shirt.

by Al Berich January 26, 2018

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Ralph, I just had a surprise and need to change my underwear.

by Al Berich October 22, 2018

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Severe underbite -- when it smells like pussy but it tastes like shit.

She smells great but tastes funny -- I must have severe underbite.

by Al Berich October 03, 2020

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An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.

Alice, don't come in yet -- I still need to flush my projectile diarrhea off the bowl!

by Al Berich October 21, 2018

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When your finger pokes through the toilet paper.

Eew, while on the toilet my finger did something disgusting.

by Al Berich May 25, 2021

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