Definitions by Al Berich

Disgusting 

When your finger pokes through the toilet paper.

Eew, while on the toilet my finger did something disgusting.

Disgusting by Al Berich May 25, 2021

Regurgitorium

A room where one may vomit to make room for more food. Popular in Ancient Rome.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I am really stuffed! Please take me to the regurgitorium so I may vomit and make room for more food.

Regurgitorium by Al Berich February 1, 2021

Regurgitorium

A room where one may tickle the throat and vomit, making room for more food. Popular in Ancient Rome.

I can't believe I ate the WHOLE THING! I am really stuffed. Take me to the regurgitorium so I may vomit in private.

Regurgitorium by Al Berich February 1, 2021

Severe underbite 

Severe underbite -- when it smells like pussy but it tastes like shit.

She smells great but tastes funny -- I must have severe underbite.

Severe underbite by Al Berich October 3, 2020

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.

Projectile flatus by Al Berich January 21, 2019

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

Excess gas behind my turd turned a simple bare-ass fart into projectile flatus.

Projectile flatus by Al Berich December 9, 2018

Surprise 

A lumpy fart.

Ralph, I just had a surprise and need to change my underwear.

Surprise by Al Berich October 22, 2018