Al Berich's definitions

Regurgitorium

A room where one may vomit to make room for more food. Popular in Ancient Rome.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I am really stuffed! Please take me to the regurgitorium so I may vomit and make room for more food.

by Al Berich February 1, 2021

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.

by Al Berich January 21, 2019

Surprise

A lumpy fart.

Ralph, I just had a surprise and need to change my underwear.

by Al Berich October 22, 2018

Severe underbite

Severe underbite -- when it smells like pussy but it tastes like shit.

She smells great but tastes funny -- I must have severe underbite.

by Al Berich October 3, 2020

Projectile diarrhea

An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.

Alice, don't come in yet -- I still need to flush my projectile diarrhea off the bowl!

by Al Berich October 21, 2018

country minute

How long it takes flies to invade a picnic. Not as long it takes the car behind you to honk when the light turns green in New York.

Billy: Bob, you snarfed down that corn dog in a country minute!
Bob: Yeah, I wanted to keep the mustard off my shirt.

by Al Berich January 27, 2018

Disgusting

When your finger pokes through the toilet paper.

Eew, while on the toilet my finger did something disgusting.

by Al Berich May 25, 2021