by al November 12, 2004

by Al January 20, 2003

1. State of complete intoxication (ie, hammered, floored, wasted, smashed, destroyed, etc...).
2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.
3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).
2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.
3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).
1. I got so totaled I passed out on the bar last night.
2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.
3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.
2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.
3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.
by Al October 14, 2003

by Al September 23, 2004

a burger acquired from an unverifiable source, such as as a late night snack following kicking out time at a nightclub. Usually sold from a mobile kitchen. Often very worthwhile - they can be tasty, filling and inexspensive, especially when sold in daylight hours on main roads to sober drivers and passengers, but when sold to drunks after midnight will probably consist of stray cats and toast. Origin - Midlands, UK.
next little chef is about ten miles up - wait - Pull over! pull over! it's the dirty burger van! We're saved!
by Al December 28, 2004

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
by Al May 31, 2004

An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless
That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.
by Al November 08, 2003
