The Dirty Burger is when you shove raw hamburger meat into a girls asshole.

After you shove the meat in she then pushes it back out into a bowl or plate as if she's taking a shit. You then take the meat and form it into a hamburger patty and cook it on the grill to your liking, you then put it on a bun and eat it. You now have created The Dirty Burger.
John - "hey Mary can we make The Dirty Burger?"

Mary - "What's The Dirty Burger?"

John - " The Dirty Burger is when I shove hamburger meat into your asshole and you push it back out and I make a hamburger out of the meat and eat it"

Mary - That sound really kinky let's try The Dirty Burger"
by ML69 October 25, 2020
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Phil and Randys burger van business in the show Trailer Park Boys.
"Me and Randy are having the grand opening of the Dirty Burger today." - Phil
"Your taking this Dirty Burger thing way too seriously Phil" - Randy
by Mr Jim Lahey September 4, 2008
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a burger acquired from an unverifiable source, such as as a late night snack following kicking out time at a nightclub. Usually sold from a mobile kitchen. Often very worthwhile - they can be tasty, filling and inexspensive, especially when sold in daylight hours on main roads to sober drivers and passengers, but when sold to drunks after midnight will probably consist of stray cats and toast. Origin - Midlands, UK.
next little chef is about ten miles up - wait - Pull over! pull over! it's the dirty burger van! We're saved!
by Al December 29, 2005
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When soiling yourself and the resulting fecal matter is smeared over the crack of the buttocks. Fetishized by some as sexual practice.
'Oh god I ran so hard for the bus I got a dirty burger.'
' I paid her £50 for a dirty burger'
by Kim Mitten March 24, 2007
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A char-broiled hamburger, not of the big-chain fast food variety.
Let's stop at Jim's - I hear they have the best dirty burgers.
by insieve November 29, 2007
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One of a number of ladies from the South Wales valleys who love the cock!
"Rob did a dirty burger again last night, filthy bastard!"
by The Reverend Dr August 30, 2008
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