that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.

Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles

by Al May 31, 2004

chixploitation

The exploitation of beautiful women ("chix"), commonly used as a selling point of otherwise awful movies, eg Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle. Similar to Blacksploitation, eg Blackula.

Sure the chixploitation flick didn't have a plot, but that upskirt shot of Cameron Diaz ensures that video sales will be excellent

by Al October 27, 2003

Ass clown

craigers

craigers is an ass clown and cant think of any better insult than ass clown for other people

by al October 02, 2003

phat

Thick bodied, and having a large, voluptuous butt. Also an acronym for "pretty", "hot", "and", "tempting".

All of the girls out Cherry Hill are phat

by Al January 17, 2003

fuckpuppet

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet

i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet

by AL March 12, 2003

beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.

Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.

by al May 21, 2004

clutch

Clutch is something really sweet.

"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag

by al July 18, 2004