Definitions by Al

Batwanger 

A hermaphrodite magazine

I was over at Jerry Murdock's house, and he had a stack of Batwangers 3 feet high.

Batwanger by Al May 6, 2003

Legohead 

Psy Trance Megastar

Legohead goes to the supermarket

Legohead by Al April 21, 2003

salty dog 

The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY DoG!!

salty dog by Al April 4, 2003

fuckpuppet 

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet

i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet

fuckpuppet by AL March 12, 2003

butt nut 

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.

When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.

butt nut by Al January 24, 2003

shot caller 

a baller; a player; someone who calls all the shots around him.

shot caller by Al January 20, 2003

dick-hard 

Hard, tight, off the hook, very nice.

That car is dick-hard.

dick-hard by Al January 17, 2003