Al's definitions

off the heezy

1. Cool, hip, trendy. Corruption of "Of the hook", which meant that something was cool because you'd have to immediately take your phone "of the hook" to tell all your friends about it. Basically, this original thread of meaning has been completely lost with the introduction of the "eezy" (common to a lot of slang at the moment).

"I'd say my plan is more 'off the heezy' now than at any other time." - Draken

by Al October 12, 2003

Profanity Loophole

1. An exploitation of electronic censorship programs' limmited scope in preventing profane language and letting users enter text at the same time.

"Herpes mongering man-whore" is a phrase allowed by many a "profanity free" chatroom.

by Al October 12, 2003

Ass clown

craigers

craigers is an ass clown and cant think of any better insult than ass clown for other people

by al October 2, 2003

floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.

Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?

by al September 30, 2003

Fartknocker

a person who farts with such horrific power that they knock someone out

by Al September 29, 2003

Cooch-pirate

Someone who is continually after the cooch.

Danny is a cooch-pirate.

by Al September 23, 2003

drylab

the act of writing something to look very or exactly alike the last written entry to try and getaway with.

Man, i know you drylabbed that shit, do it properly.

by Al September 22, 2003