salty dog

The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY DoG!!

by Al April 04, 2003

boys will be boys

What soccer moms say when their son has just done something AWFUL. This statement implies that any negative behavior should be excused on the grounds that boys are always doing things that are wrong, and need to be treated with a degree of leniency that borders on insanity.

Bystander: Oh my God, that kid is raping a nun!!
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.

by Al October 27, 2003

birdturd

poop from a birds butt.

theres a birdturd on my head

by al January 20, 2005

pouch fucker

Man who likes to have sex with marsupials

Man is my boss a real pouch fucker

by Al September 01, 2008

floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.

Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?

by al September 30, 2003

corned beef rocket

Noun.

Spam javelin. Pork sword. Meat maypole. Salami shagpipe. Turkey drumstick. Lamb length. Kebab tube. Mutton muff masher.

by Al October 13, 2003

iron pipe of fuck-nasty

another word for dick; more powerful than the average

1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?

by Al March 13, 2005