Al's definitions

scatty

Someone who is messy, or generally disorganised. They could also be lanky, or wear scraggy clothes. See scatter scat

Look at that creature emeril, how very scatty.

by Al October 13, 2004

lo0ol

The extreme of lol (laugh out loud), lmao (laugh my ass off), and rotfl (roll on the floor laughing). Used in instant messenging when you can't express how much you're laughing when you're on the computer or a phone.

Someone says something really funny and then you type, "lo0ol".

by Al August 19, 2004

baby batter

Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.

Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.

by Al February 13, 2005

Opophelia

The sexual desire to operate large, powerful systems.

I'm into Opophelia

by Al May 18, 2003

mcguyver

Building crazy things out of seemingly useless or unrelated objects.

Hendo mcguyver'd up a mic.

by al May 5, 2004

Everyone is Different

1. A blatant truism, based on the fact that nobody is exactly identical to anyone else.

2. A PC saying designed to push a liberal social agenda which normalizes and accepts non-normative behaviors as part of a whole, functional, society.

1. Sally and Ralph are not the same person. This is because people are unique, ie, everybone is different.

2. Bill is a high-functioning alcoholic homosexual with neo-Nazi political views and a penchant for exposing himself in public. Ah well, everyone is different.

by Al November 14, 2003

huss

A favor, break, etc.
Used by Marines during the Viet Nam war.

The words "do", "did", "does", etc. are never used with the word "huss". Only "Cut" is acceptable.

"C'mon Sarge, cut me a huss."

"The L.T. cut me a major huss when he let me get some R&R."

by Al March 17, 2005