Al's definitions

shatpank

Really good - see also "heavyweight"

that pint of Stella is proper sahtpank

by AL April 26, 2004

Heavyweight

used to mean something really good, bo, phat, shatpank, booshank etc

that chicken tikka masala was heavyweight!! now where's the shitter?

by AL April 26, 2004

Netto Ghetto

defines an area so poor and rough and full of drug dealers, the shopping centres are full of shit supermarkets and bargain basement stores, like Netto, Pound Stretcher and Aldi, cos that's all people in Netto Ghettos can afford cos they spend all their money on Crack

You want me to come with you to Mansfield?? fuck off!! it's a right NETTO GHETTO!!

by AL April 26, 2004

brook

verb - to fight, or to knock someone out. Also means to jump someone, like a surprise attack

naaah!! Man You stole my girl!! You're gonna get BROOKED!!

by AL April 27, 2004

Aardvark

Derived from the character 'Arvid' from Head of the class. Someone who is nerd-ish and basically has no social status. Also symbolic of someone who is clumsy and dopey looking.

That guy is so skinny and aardvark!

by Al April 27, 2004

greyfriars

Having a shit
Rhyming slang - Greyfriar's Bobby - Jobby

I'm away for a Greyfriars

by Al April 30, 2004

dropping off the kids

Having a shit

"Where were you?"
"I was dropping off the kids"
"My arse, having a wank more like!"

by Al April 30, 2004