Al's definitions

shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.

Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.

by Al December 28, 2004

kiddy

Someone who inspires laughter. A cheeky fella. A mischievous man.

No Kiddy, you cannot put your schlong in my chuff whilst I'm cooking dinner!

by Al January 9, 2005

Sweetageness

Expression used when you think something is sweet.

John:" I got a new car." Steve:" Sweetageness."

by al January 13, 2005

shoot me up elmo

Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.

Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.

by al January 13, 2005

birdturd

poop from a birds butt.

theres a birdturd on my head

by al January 20, 2005

IMD

Infamous Mobb Deep, sickest rap pair ever

I got you stuck of the realness,
you heard of us,
official queens bridge murderas...
-IMD

by al January 25, 2005

Shower in a can

deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting

Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer

by Al January 26, 2005