Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AgentColdShadow

failzheimer's

A moment in which an opportunity is lost due to a faulty memory.

That guy was one question away from the jackpot...until he went totally failzheimer's.

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Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

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Noun. A very effeminate (flaming) twink. The kind of twink that lights up a room.

He's such a spark...he converts every dull party into an EVENT!

spark by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

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Feces at the threshold between solid and diarrhea...when it's consistency could be compared to tapioca pudding.

He ate some bad vegetarian chili and now he has burning crapioca.

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A selfie that somehow manages to actually capture the real emotions of the person who took it.

I just saw his soulfie...I can feel how elated he is.

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A portmanteau of the words "slowly", "lick", and "tickle" first proposed in the Chip Zdarsky story "The Petals Fall Twice".

He slickled her clit until she could barely breathe.

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An artist or band so underground that they haven't ever performed their craft.

Nah...he ain't indie, he's nondie. He ain't ever even picked up a guitar.

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