Adelbert Steiner's definitions

Necron

Final boss in Final Fantasy IX. Pretty random but cool nonetheless. His difficult to predict fighting style makes him an adrenaline pumping final boss.

I just beat Kuja! YAY!!!! I finished the game!!!

...Woah, wtf is Necron!?

by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008

Brahne

The morbidly obeice mother of the beautiful Princess Garnet in Final Fantasy IX. Naturally she isnt the legitimate mother. Brahne turns bad but is killed by Kuja who turns her own summon against her by using the Invincible (an airship).

That elephant woman Brahne is here again!

OMG, Brahne is hawwwt. Almost as hawt as Quina!

by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008

ivalice

An exciting world filled with betrayal, revenge and hot bunny women.

"My favourite world in Final Fantasy is Ivalice!"

by Adelbert Steiner April 10, 2008

Jeebers

What Homer Simpson calls Jesus. Many people believe 'Jeebers' to be spelt as 'Jebus', but then my subtitles must be lying because they spell it as Jeebers. Anyway, whatever happens, Jeebers will be looking down on you, watching your every move. Have fun!

Save me Jeebers, I dont know what to do! Save me!

Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.

DOW! Mmmmm, Chestnuts

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

brainwashed

See fundamentalism

Those kids at Jesus camp have been brainwashed. Religion isnt fact and it isnt supported by evidence. Children shouldnt be brainwashed into thinking it is.

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

No. Just no.

Uttered when something someone says is nonsensical or just plain stupid.

The phrase was originally invented by me before becoming popular.

Random dude 55: OMG, rock band 31I$4A is sooo coool!!!
Me: No. Just no.

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

oglop

An insect like creature found in the game Final Fantasy IX. They seem to be disgusting creatures, especially to Steiner. They make the sound 'gwok' and bounce around, generally providing comic relief. Examples include when Eiko puts an Oglop in the stew that Zidane eats and when Regent Cid Fabool of Lindblum gets turned into one by his wife.

Oooooh....whats that?....?....!...AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Its an OGLOP!!! I HATE OGLOPS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008