Adel7's definitions

proprocrastinator

A professional procrastinator. Is somehow able to do everything at the last minute. Somehow this person, at this elite level of procrastination, manages to get projects, assignments, and jobs done within 5 minutes of their respective deadlines.

Is known to stay up all night frequently. With the assistance of red bull.

Dude 1: "Man, look at you. Always scrambling to get stuff done at the last minute. What in the world do you do at home?"

Dude 2: "Well, it depends on the weather. But in general, I sit around doing nothing. Or surfing the web sometimes, but usually.... nada."

Dude 1: "Dude you're a proprocrastinator. How do you do it?"

Dude 2: "If I told you then I'd have to sequester you on a remote island in the Pacific with nothing except three twinkies."

Dude 1: "Gotcha."

by Adel7 September 13, 2007

Win Sum Soon

The name of an Asian coach, leader, or revolutionary that any failing group wants to call and bring into the picture.

I believe the cure for the Saints' recent miserable seasons is to hire Win Sum Soon.

This project is three months behind schedule. Where's Win Sum Soon when you need him?

by Adel7 January 16, 2008

hobeful

A city full of hobos. Unfortunately, this is a big problem in Los Angeles, which ironically has at least 50,000 millionaires in it.

LA's dark underbelly, the hobeful corners and Skid Row, cause much sadness to a stranger with a conscience.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

double entendre

Phrases that are so ambiguous and that can possibly have a sexual meaning.

Some double entendres that have cropped up on news and TV shows:

News anchor: "So the weather today is warm and wet. How are you Lisa, warm and wet as well?"

News guy: "So today in major league basketball...football... I mean baseball, uhh I got my balls screwed up."

Guy on daytime show: "So I've got a hard one for you Jen."

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

porn

A harmful and unproductive waste of time. Porn has very bad effects on society - people think it's all glitter and glam and that the actors/actresses are enjoying it, etc.. but that's a misconception.

Also, porn can be addictive, and it has been an increasingly common reason for divorce.

Almost all porn actresses smoke cigs and have a high chance of catching an STD. The directors of the movies/videos often mistreat them and get them into things they didn't really know about in the first place, but then they'll threaten them with nonpayment if the actresses don't agree to do it.
Of course, anyone who gets into the industry as an actor/actress should already know what they're getting themselves into.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

freewies

Freebies from the internet, or web (hence the w instead of b).
You can get freewies from many websites and companies, the big one being WalMart. Just go to a search engine and type in "free stuff" and voila, you got lots of stuff. But be careful, as some of them aren't totally free(i.e., be careful about surveys and freebies that take more than 3 minutes to get.)

Dude 1: "Where'd you get that t-shirt from man?"

Dude 2: "Oh, it one of the freewies I got online. I also got a pedometer, some grub, and a pen. Now I'm ready for the first day of school!"

Dude 1: "Sweet. Send me the links, yo."

Dude 2: "Aight, no prob."

by Adel7 September 21, 2007

tostadocrastination

This is when you're watching TV and you have a bag of tostados and the dip, and you procrastinate opening it because you don't want to miss whats on TV.

I am procrastinating right now, by entering this definition for tostadocrastination.

by Adel7 March 28, 2009