Ace the simp's definitions

Phat

Potential Hail At Twilight

E: My forecast predicts PHAT

by Ace the simp February 19, 2023

Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

Aether

A cool kid who sounds mysterious, but is actually an airheaded moron.

L: Hi M
M: I forgot to tell you something, I have a brother, N. He is a mysterious cool kid, but he’s stupid
L: he’s an aether

by Ace the simp April 29, 2023

Simp Magnet

Someone who’s attractive (informal)

1: Jeff is super attractive and everyone loves him
2: He’s a Simp Magnet

by Ace the simp February 4, 2023

Bat

An insult for an annoying person, similar to rat.

K: GTFO MY HOUSE BICH
L: Nah
K: *slams door in L’s face*
K: She was such a bat

by Ace the simp April 7, 2023

Boar of a person

A strong meanie who isn’t very bright

H: Apparently G keeps messing with me for not giving him my lunch money
I: It looks like he holds a grudge
J: Bye, I’ma go slap this boar of a person >:3
H: Lol

by Ace the simp June 27, 2023

Smooth brain

A cute brain

J: O, you have a smooth brain
O: Does this mean I have a cute brain?
*L, M, N, O, and P all start laughing*

by Ace the simp May 5, 2023