Ace the simp's definitions

Cat snake

(Informal, Humourous) A ferret

H: What pets do you have?
I: I own a dog
L: I own a cat named Luna
M: I also have a cat!
J: I own a cat snake named Coffee
H: Cat snake?
J: It’s a ferret, but cat snake is the proper name for them
H: weird

by Ace the simp June 23, 2023

Boar of a person

A strong meanie who isn’t very bright

H: Apparently G keeps messing with me for not giving him my lunch money
I: It looks like he holds a grudge
J: Bye, I’ma go slap this boar of a person >:3
H: Lol

by Ace the simp June 27, 2023

Bat

An insult for an annoying person, similar to rat.

K: GTFO MY HOUSE BICH
L: Nah
K: *slams door in L’s face*
K: She was such a bat

by Ace the simp April 7, 2023

Duck

A waterfowl.

But also, a funny person

T: I saw two ducks yesterday, they were stalking me through the window

H: I is a duck for sure

by Ace the simp March 9, 2023

Moron

Someone who’s VERY stupid and RARELY uses their heads.

Person: Shut up moron

by Ace the simp January 15, 2023

Simp Magnet

Someone who’s attractive (informal)

1: Jeff is super attractive and everyone loves him
2: He’s a Simp Magnet

by Ace the simp February 4, 2023

Grass eater

A person who likes outdoors

O and P are outside fighting with water balloons
L: Please calm down, I’m gaming with J, M and F

P: I can’t
J: You’re a grass eater tbh
P: What’s that?

by Ace the simp May 26, 2023