Definitions by Ace the simp

Bonk

To hit someone for saying something suggestive

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking

Bonk by Ace the simp May 7, 2023

Smooth brain 

A cute brain

J: O, you have a smooth brain
O: Does this mean I have a cute brain?
*L, M, N, O, and P all start laughing*

Smooth brain by Ace the simp May 5, 2023

Monkeyprank 

To send someone random images of monkeys until they respond

j: B, why are you sending me tons of images of monkeys?
M: He’s trying to monkeyprank you
J: What does that mean??
L: To send random images of monkeys until they respond
J: Oh gosh

Monkeyprank by Ace the simp May 4, 2023

Aether

A cool kid who sounds mysterious, but is actually an airheaded moron.

L: Hi M
M: I forgot to tell you something, I have a brother, N. He is a mysterious cool kid, but he’s stupid
L: he’s an aether

Aether by Ace the simp April 29, 2023

Sneaker

A sly person who sneaks out

F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker

Sneaker by Ace the simp April 26, 2023

Sneaking out like a sneaker 

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.

L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

Sneaking out like a sneaker by Ace the simp April 23, 2023

*Eats grass* 

Having no opinion

B: Do you like the colour orange?
L: Ehhh
F: Best colour ever!
J: *eats grass*

*Eats grass* by Ace the simp April 15, 2023