Ace the simp's definitions

Sentient toaster

A toaster that has feelings

J: I’m a sentient toaster

by Ace the simp July 31, 2023

Sneaker

A sly person who sneaks out

F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker

by Ace the simp April 26, 2023

Bonk

To hit someone for saying something suggestive

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking

by Ace the simp May 7, 2023

Cat snake

(Informal, Humourous) A ferret

H: What pets do you have?
I: I own a dog
L: I own a cat named Luna
M: I also have a cat!
J: I own a cat snake named Coffee
H: Cat snake?
J: It’s a ferret, but cat snake is the proper name for them
H: weird

by Ace the simp June 23, 2023

Cherry

A person with red hair, specifically carmine, scarlet, or crimson (Not orangish/brownish, like actual red). Typically used to refer to fictional characters;

M: I dyed my hair last week
L: Okay…
J: M is a cherry now

by Ace the simp September 4, 2023

Grape soda

A person with purple hair, extended form of “grape”.

N: Guys look! I dyed my hair
M: Okay grape soda
N: What?
M: Your hair is purple

by Ace the simp October 23, 2023

Cupid

A person who ships others frequently, pretty self explanatory tbh

O: I know J and M are secretly dating
P: I ship it
M: I’m not, we’re just friends
L: He never had a crush on anyone tbh
N: CUPID DETECTED!

by Ace the simp May 30, 2023