Definitions by Ace the simp

Sentient toaster 

A toaster that has feelings

J: I’m a sentient toaster

Sentient toaster by Ace the simp July 31, 2023

Look at all those chickens

(Informal, humourous) a phrase said when many avians are present

N: Look at all those chickens
M: Those are crows, idiot

Look at all those chickens by Ace the simp July 16, 2023

Boar of a person 

A strong meanie who isn’t very bright

H: Apparently G keeps messing with me for not giving him my lunch money
I: It looks like he holds a grudge
J: Bye, I’ma go slap this boar of a person >:3
H: Lol

Boar of a person by Ace the simp June 27, 2023

Cat snake 

(Informal, Humourous) A ferret

H: What pets do you have?
I: I own a dog
L: I own a cat named Luna
M: I also have a cat!
J: I own a cat snake named Coffee
H: Cat snake?
J: It’s a ferret, but cat snake is the proper name for them
H: weird

Cat snake by Ace the simp June 23, 2023

Cupid 

A person who ships others frequently, pretty self explanatory tbh

O: I know J and M are secretly dating
P: I ship it
M: I’m not, we’re just friends
L: He never had a crush on anyone tbh
N: CUPID DETECTED!

Cupid by Ace the simp May 30, 2023

Grass eater 

A person who likes outdoors

O and P are outside fighting with water balloons
L: Please calm down, I’m gaming with J, M and F

P: I can’t
J: You’re a grass eater tbh
P: What’s that?

Grass eater by Ace the simp May 26, 2023

Parrot 

A person who copies other people

F: Hey P
P: Hey P
J: Stop being a parrot
P: Stop being a parrot
L: He’s parrotpranking you
J: WTF

Parrot by Ace the simp May 24, 2023