Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace June 19, 2006
Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace June 17, 2006
by Ace March 07, 2004
The pilgrims and indians traded expressions with wine, whiskey and a piece pipe.
noun: to be drunk, high, lifted, cocked, gassed, pissed, blazed, rocked, stuck, mangled, stoned, hammered, chink eyed, crushed, blasted, junk, banged-up, intoxicated, innebriated, or luggage.
noun: to be drunk, high, lifted, cocked, gassed, pissed, blazed, rocked, stuck, mangled, stoned, hammered, chink eyed, crushed, blasted, junk, banged-up, intoxicated, innebriated, or luggage.
by Ace January 06, 2005
someone who loves rock music and rocks out to meaningless headbanging aceness. the long hair, the leather, the attitude, it's where its all happening baby! s'all about the rebellion baby, rock n roll!
fans of many heavy rock bands, clad in leather jackets, flowing locks of hair, and a bad-ass attitude. stick it to the man!
by Ace March 09, 2004
by Ace June 02, 2004