AcE's definitions

grundola

The space between your rectum and your balls. Also known as the "guiche" in technical terms.

"Oh man, I just got my grundola pierced, that shit hurt!"

by Ace December 6, 2003

chimmy chongas

another word for tits

"duuuudddeee that girl has some sweeet chimmy chongas..."

by Ace September 5, 2004

priznick

another word for prick

(kind of like biznitch and shiznit)

fucking priznick

by Ace February 3, 2004

BlueMage

A common job class within the Final Fantasy series. The "BlueMage" learns his skills and abilities from opposing monsters. In Final Fantasy 7, the blue mage was replaced by the "E.Skill" materia. E-Skill stands for Enemy Skill.

-What's your favorite job class?
-I like the blue mages.

by Ace March 12, 2004

Rush

One of the greatest progressive rocks bands of all time. The lyrics are superb, and the magnificent bass, drum, and guitar playing hold the music together, completed with Geddy Lee's unique vocal style.

Listening to Rush is a reminder of how great my taste in music is.

by Ace March 21, 2003

Lawn job

The female equivalent of a blow job.

I don't need a lawn mover to give me lady a lawn job.

by ace September 16, 2003

Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).

Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!

by Ace May 8, 2005