Abriel Ole's definitions

slango

A term that refers to the slang you use at the workplace; the type of words that if other people that aren't in your career field, hear them, they will have no idea what you are saying.

Every different type of work force has it's own slango, especially the medical field.

by Abriel Ole September 15, 2016

The Village Pearlers

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.

The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.

by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

scriggly bits

A term created by Larry Mills III, meaning random flakes of weed left over from smoking. They can be found on your tray or the floor. If they are found on the floor it's usually a sign that Terrell was there, these are known as Terrell droppings.

Look that table has scriggly bits on it. Larry was here.

by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016

Dorange

-The act of randomly wondering to find something or some shit to do.

-The one word that rhymes with orange.

"Funk work today, I'm going to dorange for some orange kush."

by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

Cell Phone

The term the crack-heads across the street use to secretly talk about their drug or drugs. YEs, we know what you're talking about.

Katey: "Billy, where's my cell phone?"

Billy: "It's in your fucking hand you stupid bitch."

Katey: "Where's my cell phone?"

Billy: " You're fucking talking on it." (Then walks inside all angry and shit.)

Billy: (comes out, hands her something and says) "Here's your fucking cell phone!" (Bag of crack)

Katey: "It's not enough."

Then they argue for like a half an hour, then he finally says, "Bitch, HEAD SHOT! Fuck off and die!"

And they both squeal tires out of there driving in different directions.

loudest fucking neighbors ever, I swear.

by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

Charzian Scale

A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.

guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"

guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."

guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."

guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's really like. That 87 might go up."

by Abriel Ole September 14, 2016

Smell Check

When you smell things like a dog, in order to find evidence of drugs.

Guy 1: "Dude, do I smell like pot."

Guy 2: "Let me do a smell check. No, you're good."

by Abriel Ole September 13, 2016