A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.
guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"
guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."
guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."
guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's really like. That 87 might go up."
guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."
guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."
guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's really like. That 87 might go up."
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Get the Smell Check mug.The term the crack-heads across the street use to secretly talk about their drug or drugs. YEs, we know what you're talking about.
Katey: "Billy, where's my cell phone?"
Billy: "It's in your fucking hand you stupid bitch."
Katey: "Where's my cell phone?"
Billy: " You're fucking talking on it." (Then walks inside all angry and shit.)
Billy: (comes out, hands her something and says) "Here's your fucking cell phone!" (Bag of crack)
Katey: "It's not enough."
Then they argue for like a half an hour, then he finally says, "Bitch, HEAD SHOT! Fuck off and die!"
And they both squeal tires out of there driving in different directions.
loudest fucking neighbors ever, I swear.
Billy: "It's in your fucking hand you stupid bitch."
Katey: "Where's my cell phone?"
Billy: " You're fucking talking on it." (Then walks inside all angry and shit.)
Billy: (comes out, hands her something and says) "Here's your fucking cell phone!" (Bag of crack)
Katey: "It's not enough."
Then they argue for like a half an hour, then he finally says, "Bitch, HEAD SHOT! Fuck off and die!"
And they both squeal tires out of there driving in different directions.
loudest fucking neighbors ever, I swear.
by Abriel Ole September 02, 2016
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Trump's whole campaign is based of the fact that Hillary is like the worst solution and Trump is only slightly better. He has plans that he can't say so instead he beats a deadhorse and talks about himself in order to waste time. on the contrary Hillary will avoid talking about herself. Both are liers.
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Get the wooger mug.-When one knows the area very well and can navigate around obstacles in the hood; such as traffic, police lights ahead, and swerving a hoe. Also used when in a chase or racing.
"Ohp, there's a traffic jam on I-475. I'm gonna havta use the hood advantage to get around it. I'll get off on Atherton and get back on at Bristol and hopefully pass the accident or what ever it is."
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