AbnormalBoy 's definitions

flying fuck

Term used to emphasize one's indifference on the presupposition of interest, especially when "through a rolling doughnut".

"You think we want to hear your opinion? Nobody gives a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut what you think, Ted!"

by AbnormalBoy March 30, 2004

retro retard

Person who obliviously wears out-of-style clothes.

"Look at Sam with that Abercrombie shirt. Doesn't he know Abercrombie went out of style in, like, 2009? What a retro retard!"

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

laissez-faire liberal

Raises money for social programs but does not spend it.

Antonym of compassionate conservative.

Compassionate conservative? No, I'm a laissez-faire liberal.

by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004

dink

A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".

Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.

Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!

Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

cream of Sum Yung Gai

Semen from a young Asian (especially Chinese) man. Flavor somewhat enhanced by MSG.

Made popular by its use in the movie "Wayne's World" (or was it the sequel?).

Chang at a bar: Hey babe, do you like Chinese food? Yes? Well how would you like cream of Sum Yung Gai?

by AbnormalBoy July 1, 2006

anal conversion

The act of converting rounded-off figures in one system of measurement to another to far too many digits.

Astronomer to local reporter: With only eye witness accounts, you can't be very accurate, but I'd say the meteorite was one hundred metric tons and exploded a five thousand meters altitude.

Newspaper article: From eyewitness accounts, local astronomer Dr. Hilbert pinned down the rock as being 220,400 lb. and exploding at 16,404 ft altitude.

Astronomer, reading the article: That's anal conversion! I sound like a charlatan!

by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004

dyscourse

Discourse with more miscommunication than communication.

The newlyweds didn't understand each other. After so much dyscourse, they decided to divorce.

by AbnormalBoy May 23, 2004