AbnormalBoy 's definitions

Juicy Lucy

Alcoholic beverage prepared by mixing:

2 shots Vodka
1 shot Gin
2 shots Blue Curacao
Top with Orange juice
And Sprite (lemonade)

Bartender: What'll it be? A Harvey Wallbanger?

Patron: No, I think I'll have a Juicy Lucy.

by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004

william hung

One of the most brilliant young minds in America.

Formulated a plan where he would gain fame and fortune by singing horribly. His plan worked and can now retire.

William Hung did not gain fame by accident. It was all according to his plan.

by AbnormalBoy November 1, 2004

xlr8

Accelerate. Can be used in text messaging or on licence plates.

"The licence plate says 'I XLR8'. What does that mean? Oh, nevermind."

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.

I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.

by AbnormalBoy January 7, 2007

el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.

"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

knuckle sandwich

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.

Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

dinosaur

Something old and slow to the point of obsolescence.

Don't bother buying that game for my brother. His computer is a dinosaur and cannot run it.

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2005