88 definitions by AbnormalBoy
Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.
On answering machine:
"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
by AbnormalBoy November 2, 2004
The act of throwing oneself out a window.
From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
by AbnormalBoy August 29, 2004
by AbnormalBoy April 27, 2004
1) Individual who is perpetually dependent on government aid so that he/she and his/her family survive.
2) Corporation that is perpetually dependent on government incentives/subsidies to survive.
2) Corporation that is perpetually dependent on government incentives/subsidies to survive.
1) She gets free treatment from the state for drug addiction and has had seven children…all when on welfare? What a welfare queen!
2) Boeing is receiving the bulk of a $3.2 Billion dollar package of tax breaks just so 800 workers are hired in Washington State instead of some other state? What a welfare queen!
2) Boeing is receiving the bulk of a $3.2 Billion dollar package of tax breaks just so 800 workers are hired in Washington State instead of some other state? What a welfare queen!
by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004
Father: Son, where are you going?
Son: I'm just going to hang out with my friends.
Father: Aw come on man! Don't give me the 404. Where are you going?
Son: YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!
(door slams)
Son: I'm just going to hang out with my friends.
Father: Aw come on man! Don't give me the 404. Where are you going?
Son: YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!
(door slams)
by AbnormalBoy May 26, 2005
Also known as a "527 group", a tax-exempt organization that is created to influence elections.
The name comes from a section of the United States tax code.
These organizations are not regulated by the Federal Election Commission. Therefore, people who would normally contribute millions of dollars to a candidate, could legally contribute to one of these groups instead.
The name comes from a section of the United States tax code.
These organizations are not regulated by the Federal Election Commission. Therefore, people who would normally contribute millions of dollars to a candidate, could legally contribute to one of these groups instead.
Examples of 527s:
"Swift Boat Veterans for Truth"
"MoveOn.org"
"Voices for Working Families"
"Americans for Progress and Opportunity"
"Laborers for Labrador Retreivers"
"Strippers for Subsidized Silicone"
"Swift Boat Veterans for Truth"
"MoveOn.org"
"Voices for Working Families"
"Americans for Progress and Opportunity"
"Laborers for Labrador Retreivers"
"Strippers for Subsidized Silicone"
by AbnormalBoy September 17, 2004
A male who lacks popularity due to his pedantism and quirky fashion sense. Usually impartial to bowties.
"Poindexter, when he said everyone was invited to his party he didn't mean you! Isn't there a book-of-the-month club meeting somewhere?"
by AbnormalBoy April 2, 2004